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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:59 am

Some of the people sitting right there didn't even react when the vendor got slammed. You'd think they would jump out of their seat at least a little, or even just lean back (if not recoil), but no, they're just sitting there nonchalantly, like "Oh, the vendor 2 feet away from me just got slammed and popcorn is flying everywhere, ho hum"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:09 am

I wish you would get slammed by a bull.
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:32 am

Vendor with a good sell on the move. Get him on NXT right now.

However this is my favorite sell of all time. Even Bradshaw gave a little smirk.

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:48 am

"Vendor with a good sell on the move."

Yeah, even after he's down and the popcorn has flown, he throws up his arm as if to fend off the blow that has already been delivered. He knew it was coming, though, even his vending penny looks like a bullet-proof vest...
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:31 am

Hedge,

don't know if you are interested or not but if you haven't heard of govdeals.com, I stumbled across it this morning looking for a desk

but I started looking around - they give those police Crown Vics away on these sites. I couldn't remember where you lived but this is Goldsboro

https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm?fa=M ... tartRow=11
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Post by sardis » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:53 am

In Eastern NC, driving around in that would be "showin' off"
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:58 pm

LOL

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Post by SnoodGator » Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:07 pm

They also are auctioning Old Wood.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:57 pm

Goldsboro is God's country
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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:11 am

If your god is Koalemos
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:28 am

Bklyn wrote:LOL

I'm bored. eCat...get to fucking work this week on the swinger friend story. My patience is thinning!
I'm getting cold feet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:51 am

SNAP OUT OF IT!!
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:52 am

Yeah, man up, motherfucker! You can't walk us this far and leave us hanging. The people must know.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:31 am

I'm not gonna turn it into Penthouse letters but my wife hooked up with the swinger wife on spring break. The men weren't invited so we just watched TV while they went to the bedroom. It was a bit surreal trying to make small talk with the husband watching whatever on TV. Afterwards I got the play by play as they came back into the living room.

We're supposed to go back in March and spend a week.

let the chaos ensue.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:08 pm

You are a master of holding tension high on a story that falls short of the accompanying anticipation.

Good shit, nonetheless. I've set my calendar for eCat's Spring Break.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:27 pm

"The men weren't invited so we just watched TV while they went to the bedroom. It was a bit surreal trying to make small talk with the husband watching whatever on TV."

LMAO. I can definitely picture that scene...
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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:15 pm

There wasn't any ears to the door?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:33 pm

while it wasn't spontaneous, my focus was making sure swinger hubby kept his ass on the couch.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:11 pm

Good defense.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Saint » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:23 pm

He was probably doing the same thing.
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