The Goat Pen

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Ah Lewis Grizzard...he's how I prefer to picture your typical southern male: can't maintain a marriage, hates change, is rarely sober, and constantly lectures the rest of the country about how damn great Dixie is and how south'run ways are best...before vomiting bourbon all over himself.

That quote also has "Top Ten Country Music Hit" written all over it.

I see more southern folk to be more like Junior Samples from Hee-Haw.

You're the size of two Junior Samples.

BRM = Senior Samples

Senor Samples esta muy grande...

El tiene hombre tetas tambien.

An entire nation mourns:

RIP Slim Whitman

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/19/showbiz/s ... ?hpt=hp_t2

hedge wrote:Shouldn't his response have been "Oh ye did, did ye"?

The character on the right is Barney Google, who was from the city. Snuffy Smith was originally a guest character in Barney Google's strip but turned out to be more popular than Barney himself and took the strip over completely.

I don't know if you've ever heard of "Thimble Theatre" but a similar thing happened there...the strip used to be about Olive Oyle, her boyfriend, and family. Then one day a throwaway character named Popeye was introduced...

I fights to the finish...

'Cause I eats me spinach...

Has there ever been a less appealing cartoon character than Olive Oyle? Skinny bitch with no tits or ass that dumps her boyfriend in every single episode?

When you're at sea as often as Popeye, Olive Oyle is smokin'...

I wouldn't

Professor Tiger wrote:When you're at sea as often as Popeye, Olive Oyle is smokin'...

Harsh but fair.

AugustWest wrote:Has there ever been a less appealing cartoon character than Olive Oyle? Skinny bitch with no tits or ass that dumps her boyfriend in every single episode?

She does anal and that is the great equalizer when it comes to other attributes.

There's gotta be porn where Popeyes eats spinach and a barbell or anvil or whatever pops out to enlarge his wang like his arms right?

Hey! That's Popeye we're talking about. Is nothing off limits?

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"An entire nation mourns:"

Which nation?

" Snuffy Smith was originally a guest character in Barney Google's strip but turned out to be more popular than Barney himself and took the strip over completely."

Dallas was originally intended to have Bobby and Pam as the central characters, with JR and Sue Ellen as a back-up story line...

The original "Dallas" was still in production the last the Cowboys were any good.