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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:45 pm

I wish you were tied nutwise to the back of a truck and dragged thru the town square...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:50 pm

Yale actually made a game out of it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:58 pm

I'd like to make a game out of shooting you with a high powered pellet gun...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:05 pm

I remember a day when this place was hopping on opening Thursday. Now it's just this dork and his D rated material.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:30 pm

I wish you were hopping in front of an Amtrak...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:40 pm

Auburn is gonna get hosed.

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Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:44 pm

Hard to see how Auburn can say they are getting hosed when it also looks like they are actively trying to lose through stupidity.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:49 pm

You missed a 5 point swing because of a lousy no foul call. But yes. The last 2 minutes theyve shot themselves in the foot.

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Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:49 pm

What the fuck is even happening in this game
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:51 pm

State started making 3s and Auburn stopped.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:52 pm

That should have been a foul on NMSU on the FT rebound. So maybe they are getting fucked instead of just fucking themselves.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:52 pm

Live by the 3, die by the 3. Auburn got lucky.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:55 pm

Im waiting on the Murray State game and that Morant kid.

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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:19 pm

Morant was putting on a clinic early
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:46 pm

Hes looking good.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:27 pm

Crap. I should have picked them to beat FSU.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:29 pm

if they play everyone like they are playing Marquette, they'll win their bracket
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:30 pm

They look pretty good, but Marquette looks like dogshit.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:32 pm

Brown is a freshmen and is hitting 3's in transition..wow

Morant is playing wreckless but its fun to watch.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:36 pm

Marquette is so bad it's almost upsetting to think that I could pick them to win a game. They look like a team full of complete doofus scrubs who can barely reach the rim.
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