The Goat Pen

I lost my phone saturday night and got an email message sunday that the phone was located in the crack addict side of town. its a iphone 5c. called the cops and they sent somebody over --no body answers the door however when you live in the crack addict soide of town and a cop comes knocking you dont answer.

so my iphone traveled 70 miles to the crack side of town and is flashing here I am but I cant do anything about it

unless ecat will let me borrow that ar-15

insurered but 150 dollar deductible

crashcourse wrote:I lost my phone saturday night and got an email message sunday that the phone was located in the crack addict side of town. its a iphone 5c. called the cops and they sent somebody over --no body answers the door however when you live in the crack addict soide of town and a cop comes knocking you dont answer.

so my iphone traveled 70 miles to the crack side of town and is flashing here I am but I cant do anything about it

unless ecat will let me borrow that ar-15

insurered but 150 dollar deductible

where did you lose it that a crack addict picked it up?

why is it 70 miles to the crack side of town? that seems very inconvenient

Somebody should make an app that if your phone gets stolen, you can remotely make it start beeping and send out an audio message to the effect that the phone is going to explode in 30 seconds. Hell, they should make an app that you could actually make your phone explode remotely. That would be cool...

Only if it was next to your ear.

i don't know if it was a crack addict that picked it up but it is definitely in an area to avoid at night

lost it at a casino. tracked it again today --it moved about 6 blocks. replacement arrived today so I don't know if it will transmit after i activate the new phone

Excellent story on SilK Road, Libertarianism (in a way) and (another one of the long reasons) why Bitcoin will never be allowed to catch on (crystallized in the last few paragraphs):

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/busin ... .html?_r=1

Which is stronger. Vicoden or Perk and you can't take those at the same time right? Mom got a new Vicoden script for her shoulder because she said the perks weren't working anymore.

I've seen Varsity Blues, I'll handle this...

Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it. ... You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop.

You want in my 74 year old moms vagina? Probably the best you can get anyway you sick bastard.

I merely offer information. It does sound like your mother's doctor may be interested in turning her into a panty dropper though, beware.

Here I though DS had the worst fetish in this place with his fattys. Getting a hard on for your grandmas snatch is disgusting aTm.

"Vicoden or Perk and you can't take those at the same time right?"

Wrong. So, so wrong...

both vicodin and percocet have 325 mg tylenol so thats a wash

percocet are generally 5mg of oxycodone or 10mg oxy

vicodin is either 5/7.5 or 10mg of hydrocodone

percocet is a schedule 2 and vicodin is a scehdule 3 --percocet has potential for more abuse and can be considered stronger
but like anything else some people like one thing some people another--vicodin could very easily help your mom where percocet didnt

just make sure she watches fo constipation--needs to be on stool softner

I've taken both as prescribed for various things in the past and neither one did anything for me

She's got no problem pooping already. I was just told that combining the too puts too much tylenol in her system.

Don't worry aTm, if she tries them both and crashes hard Ill try to get a vag pic for ya. Might throw up first though.

eCat wrote:I've taken both as prescribed for various things in the past and neither one did anything for me

She's afraid to get addicted plus she's never even drank. I told her if I was 74 & dealing with what she's dealing with Id rather been messed up everyday at that point anyway. Better than the pain & she'd probably be funnier.

My grandmother was in her 80's and her doctor prescribed her something she wasn't too keen on - I don't remember the details but basically he told her that she could do whatever she wanted at this point, she was making a mockery of the actuary tables.

If she doesn't want to take them Im sure I can sell them. Or keep them for myself.

Do you take Bitcoins?