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I don't normally go for skinny vanilla bitches, but damn. One look at that ass and I'm like I could be the Mr. Drummond to her Kimberly any day of the week. And twice on Sundays.

Tree wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2024 10:32 pm I don't normally go for skinny vanilla bitches, but damn. One look at that ass and I'm like I could be the Mr. Drummond to her Kimberly any day of the week. And twice on Sundays.

Daddy, I have finally decided what I want to do for a living.

What is that sweetheart?

I want to be a TikTok swimsuit model and influencer!

(Father, resisting the urge to vomit and cry, suppressing all emotion, carries out a final, simple, logical thought before passing out) and... what happens the day you become... old, and need to keep making money?

Welp I met the Brazillian earlier tonight. She was just as hot as in her pics. She owns the cleaning business as well as works as an employee. Most Latinas are not only beautiful and socially more skilled than your average celebrity, but also way too god damn smart. From Rio and same age as me. Long story short she took control of the date from the start and we sat on a park bench and talked until the mosquitos came. And that's all I'll ever say on this one. Tree over and out. Fuck all of you.

Tree got smacked when he tried making his move.

Tree was the mosquito...

Tree couldn’t have been the mosquito…he said the mosquito came…

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this might be a new genre of porn for me

Can you use the stump as a vague and more easily accessible vagine, brah? You must be packing smallwood for sure. Always guessed as much. No shame in it, brah.

Hell of a bass clef she has there.

Does anybody ever watch those Girl Off Grid Youtube videos with that luscious Canadian milf bouncing her perfect tits while doing an assortment of wilderness activities? It's fucking mesmerizing. There are lots of those kinds of channels but she's the best, IMO. If I knew how to link it, I would.

Just link one...

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:23 pm this might be a new genre of porn for me

I heard brandi love is about to take on this lucrative market segment.

I'm starting to wonder if these ladies can facesit. If so would be ample room for breathing. Could be best of both worlds.

I had to google who she was (born in 73 so damn, I should have known) but I don't get the connection

never mind

Love was badly injured in a boating accident in Greece; her recovery is expected to take approximately 6 months.

wow, that is a level of porn detail I would never know. I'm impressed