The Goat Pen

Meeting Rat is definitely not on my bucket list but I'm guessing the chump would be very similar to this clown.

makes that monthly hair washing easier

That dude is awesome

I have been know to cast a disapproving glance as someone makes their 5th approach to the buffet line

So you're saying there was a mirror on the wall near the dessert line...

Dr. Nostron wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:09 pm I have been know to cast a disapproving glance as someone makes their 5th approach to the buffet line

I'm betting im the end you broke his record

On Laura Ingram the other night, Rudy Giuliani mentioned Albania as a scandal that would be right up there along with the Biden Ukraine and China scandal. Guess this was what he was talking about.

I guess we now know how Trump has raised so much money for his 2020 campaign. Putin and his cronies have very deep pockets...

Crotch makes me laugh. Just another redneck clinging to something he thinks gives him a purpose besides his pathetic life watching corn grow. I get it. He's an angry old fuck who screams at kids to get off his lawn while they chase down a ball. I hope I never become crotch. I'd rather suck a bullet then live like that.

What's wrong with watching corn grow?

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:27 am What's wrong with watching corn grow?

^^^ What he said ^^^


Rat will never understand the joys of life.....

The best part is the corn husk dolls that you get to make for the church bazaar. Right, Crotch?

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:57 pm The best part is the corn husk dolls that you get to make for the church bazaar. Right, Crotch?

You know it....

Little League World Series Champs offered ride on Air Force One.

BTW.... One of my former 7th grade students was one of the Marines you see at the steps of the helicopter when the President steps off. This was durning the Obummer administration. Was talking to him a couple of years ago about his experience and asked him about Obummer. Said he was a great guy to hang around with... smoked a many a cigar with him and drank a many beer with him also.... but he couldn't agree with his policies. Funny story... he said he and a couple of the Marines were in the White House basement shooting pool with Obummer one night and Michelle threw open the door.... didn't say a word, just motioned with her finger for Barack to come with her. He said Obummer turned around to them and said, "Guys, let me give you a piece of advice. Never get married."

Idiots.

Great story crotch, if it was true. Take your dementia meds please.

Anybody who would rather hang out and drink a couple of beers with Trump rather than Obama is an idiot. Oh wait, Trump doesn't even drink. That alone is worthy of impeachment. Seriously, somebody who has never drank??? That's fucked up. I mean, real fucked up....

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:59 pm Idiots.

Great story crotch, if it was true.

Guaranteed 100% truth...... Unlike you, Rat, I don't lie. Talked to him about a month ago on Facebook. He was in Afghanistan.

Don't lie either Mr. Crusty Old Fart. Just don't believe you.

Mr Crusty Old Fart??? Heh.... Now that's funny.

I'm sure that same story has played out in Trump's white house, except Melania was the one saying "never get married," the key difference being, she really means it. Seriously, can you imagine being married to such a retard?? I mean, obviously Prof's wife can (and does), but for a real, normal human being, can you imagine being closely related to Trump? He's not really even human. It's like he has a severe case of Asberger's syndrome or something...