Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

[Professor Tiger]

Trump still has a chance. The Cubs are one win away from winning the pennant. That is a sure sign of the Apocalypse.

[Jungle Rat]

Not in Obamas world

[Professor Tiger]

Ya see? Ya see?

The Cubs are one win away from the penant, and already, the trajectory of all the electrons in the Universe are already being altered:

Trump now leads Clinton in three national polls, including the notoriously right-wing LA Times/USC poll:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo. ... 21448.html

Anybody seen pairs of animals entering an ark?

[Johnette's Daddy]

Ya see? Ya see?

The Cubs are one win away from the penant, and already, the trajectory of all the electrons in the Universe are already being altered:

Trump now leads Clinton in three national polls, including the notoriously right-wing LA Times/USC poll:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo. ... 21448.html

Anybody seen pairs of animals entering an ark?

This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666. - Rev. 13:18

Donald
Johann
Drumpf

[Professor Tiger]

The four horsemen:

Gillery Rodham Glinton
B'Rock Obama
Jorge Soros
James Comey

[sardis]

Rev. 17:5

And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.

[Johnette's Daddy]

I am just waiting for the transsexual prostitute to come forward about her years-long affair with Trump. With dick pics and a lease in one of Trump's buildings.

[Professor Tiger]

"...Judas went away and hanged himself." Matthew 27:5

"...Go therefore and do likewise" - Luke 10:37

[bluetick]

"Go forth and grabbeth the pussy" Donald 11:28 (or is it 11:08?)

[Professor Tiger]

I posted these awhile back, but they're worth repeating. JD will get the jokes, although the rest of you liberals may not get it. But trust me, they're funny.

The Gospel According to Trump

"And Lo, Jesus said unto Judas Iscariot: "You're fired"

"There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP."

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world? Everything, you losers, everything!!"

"And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, "Have you seen the polls? I'm like WAY ahead. It's not even close."

"Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country."

"Then He will also say to those on His left, 'Depart from Me, haters and losers, into the eternal fire, which is Mexico.'"

"The Israelites were illegal immigrants fleeing Pharaoh so they could have anchor babies in the Promised Land."

"Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment?
Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem."

"Paul? he's a hero bc he wrote some letters from prison? Personally I like people who weren’t captured."

"And a woman was there who was "bleeding out of her wherever" touched Jesus's cloak and was healed. He should charge for that."

"In the beginning, God made Trump Tower and the Earth."

"The next day he saw Jesus coming toward him, and said, "Behold, that man needs one of my silk suits!"

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/29/politics/ ... tter-feat/

[Johnette's Daddy]

RNC Warns Against Poll Watching, Citing Decades-Old Court Decree
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/r ... -agreement

Democrats brought the lawsuit after the 1981 New Jersey gubernatorial election, when they said Republicans deployed off-duty cops to patrol around polling places in minority neighborhoods and engaged in a mailing campaign targeting black and Hispanic voters. According to the lawsuit, minority voters who did not return the mailer sent by the GOP were then put on a list the Republican poll watchers used to challenge their presence on the voter rolls.

The RNC agreed to “refrain from undertaking any ballot security activities … directed toward districts that have a substantial proportion of racial or ethnic minority populations,” according to the decree, though it is interpreted to allow Republicans to participate in more general poll watching activities.

The letter comes as Trump has amped up his rhetoric about a "rigged election" and urged his supporters to go monitor the polls themselves. At a rally in rural Pennsylvania, for instance, he told attendees that they "gotta watch the polling booths" because of the "stories" has heard about "certain areas."

Republicans have sought, unsuccessfully, to get the consent decree lifted. It is set to expire next year, the Wall Street Journal said, but if a violation is found, the RNC risks having it extended through 2025.

[Johnette's Daddy]

https://www.brennancenter.org/sites/def ... decree.pdf

I am not an attorney, so when I read the consent decree it appears that the penalty for violating the consent decree is having the consent decree extended further, and apparently the GOP has done so in 1986, 1990 and 2008. Someone tell me what the Republicans have to lose by violating the deal?

[Professor Tiger]

Meanwhile, the Black Panthers hang around polling places in Philadelphia with billy clubs.

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Instead of issuing a consent decree, Eric Holder's Justice Department decided there was nothing to see here, move along.

[Professor Tiger]

Sardis, it is the end of an era. Maybe even a dispensation:

RIP Jack Chick

http://www.christianitytoday.com/gleani ... racts.html

[hedge]

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[Jungle Rat]

Jesus. God damn. Stop

[hedge]

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[Cletus]

Sardis, it is the end of an era. Maybe even a dispensation:

RIP Jack Chick

http://www.christianitytoday.com/gleani ... racts.html

Glad he's gone. I hope his last moments were painful.

[Cletus]

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04 ... view-lisa/

[Professor Tiger]

Wow.

The chick tracts I grew up with were mostly about the pope being the antichrist and the imminent one-world government controlled by the Catholic Church. Pretty tame stuff compared to that.