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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:12 pm

Was it a good party? Did the women get wine drunk and dance to bad 80s pop?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:13 pm

I browsed the front page of the sportzzzz section the other day when I was getting gas, saw Tom Ham's hard-hitting story on getting his car pulled out of the mud at Hunt by the coach. Riveting stuff. But I'm sure all of your 5 stories were up to that journalistic standard of excellence...
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Post by hedge » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:21 pm

Nobody got too wasted, it was mostly older people, one of the MIF's kids' friends had an oyster roast last night so a bunch of their friends didn't show up so thankfully we closed down around midnight. I did somehow corral a couple of bourbon drinkers into sampling my collection of scotch, I think I converted them. That was fun playing the connoisseur and watching them purse their lips and nod their heads appreciatively as as they fathomed what I was saying coincided with what they were sampling at the moment. In reality I suspect they didn't give a shit, they just knew they were getting free liquor...

You should've come by later. One of Tas's friend pulled out a joint and we threw caution to the wind and didn't even go outside to smoke it. I did try to blow the smoke up the chimney at least...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:33 pm

Well I'm older than you and I still give a shit. I've hated UNC ever since Dean Smith had to resort to the four corners to beat us in the 1977 NCAA tournament. Of course I don't hate them as much as I hate Louisville. There's a special place in hell reserved for anyone associated with or supports that devils spawn of a shithole.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:25 am

All the baskets in 17 minutes.... Enjoy Hedge

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:03 am

No need to watch it. Like I said, I watched the first couple of segments, looked like a decent back and forth and seemed to be setting up for a competitive high scoring game. Then I saw the halftime score and realized both teams had cooled off, but us more than ya'll. Final score showed that you kept us at arm's length the entire second half, I heard rumors we cut it to 3 or 4 (woo hoo) a time or two but still lost by 8. But hey, we won the second half...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:04 pm

Tyler Herro isn't a very reliable shooter right now but he has the memory of a goldfish. He's going to keep throwing them up as long as he is in there

I assume he'll get better at some point.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:43 pm

Hopefully after he gets drafted in the second round after Cal pushes him out...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:50 pm

Like the sun coming up tomorrow
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:32 pm

Hedge killed the goatpen

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:45 pm

I'm hearing crickets

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:28 pm

I'm on vacation this week and not doing much of anything. Haven't spent much time on a computer. Will spend tomorrow watching ball games and taking down Xmas decorations.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:47 pm

The best way to describe Louisville's record against UK.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:03 pm

Happy New Year you fucking idiots.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:08 pm

I hope everyone has a great 2019.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:54 pm

eCat wrote:I hope everyone has a great 2019.
My wish also.....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:17 am

At least wait until 2019.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:16 pm

https://i.imgur.com/iyzpqdJ.jpg
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:53 am

referee Karl Hess loses control and goes after Scott Padgett during a game. Has to be separated. 1081041074666254336
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:10 am

He's only human...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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