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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:49 am
by hedge
If he was standing next to you, wouldn't it just be easier to fall on top of him? That would assure his death far more than merely falling from a cliff, irregardless how high...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 10:54 am
by DooKSucks
hedge wrote:If he was standing next to you, wouldn't it just be easier to fall on top of him? That would assure his death far more than merely falling from a cliff, irregardless how high...
I didn't want to chance anything. What if there was a caterpillar bulldozer or excavator nearby that could lift me off of him in time?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 11:42 am
by hedge
That would be even better b/c the injuries he would sustain, in the slim chance he survived, would leave him severely crippled for the rest of his short and agonizing life...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 12:11 pm
by Jungle Rat
I hope the 3 of you die of the aids.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 9:53 am
by Professor Tiger
DS, why all the wishing to be an accomplice in my death? That is unbecoming for a lawyer. You are supposed to be held to higher standards, emmiright? It also demonstrates a lack of judicial temperament, which would disqualify you from ever rising higher in your profession than defending pimps, hookers and panderers in Fayetteville, NC.

You'll never be as successful as your colleague, Jim.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 9:56 am
by Jungle Rat
But who is going to represent you and your family then?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 9:59 am
by Professor Tiger
There are plenty of sleazy shyster lawyers in Atlanta to choose from.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 11:21 am
by eCat
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 2:39 pm
by Jungle Rat
DS just creamed his pants.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 2:56 pm
by Professor Tiger
That’s funny right there...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 7:22 am
by sardis
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 7:25 am
by eCat
unfortunately you could do that with google, facebook and amazon as well.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 7:52 am
by hedge
Do what?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:48 am
by eCat
that statement

google, amazon and facebook all listen in thru devices, your phone or computer

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:44 am
by hedge
I still don't get it...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 10:11 am
by Jungle Rat
1+2=3

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 10:56 am
by eCat
Huawei phones are banned because they have chinese malware installed that sends data back to the chinese government

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:25 am
by hedge
Oh, so that's why the chinese looking guy is laughing? Who would they have in that frame if it was google or facebook?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 11:59 am
by eCat
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 8:13 am
by sardis