Florida State Seminoles
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If he was standing next to you, wouldn't it just be easier to fall on top of him? That would assure his death far more than merely falling from a cliff, irregardless how high...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I didn't want to chance anything. What if there was a caterpillar bulldozer or excavator nearby that could lift me off of him in time?hedge wrote:If he was standing next to you, wouldn't it just be easier to fall on top of him? That would assure his death far more than merely falling from a cliff, irregardless how high...
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That would be even better b/c the injuries he would sustain, in the slim chance he survived, would leave him severely crippled for the rest of his short and agonizing life...
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I hope the 3 of you die of the aids.
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DS, why all the wishing to be an accomplice in my death? That is unbecoming for a lawyer. You are supposed to be held to higher standards, emmiright? It also demonstrates a lack of judicial temperament, which would disqualify you from ever rising higher in your profession than defending pimps, hookers and panderers in Fayetteville, NC.
You'll never be as successful as your colleague, Jim.
You'll never be as successful as your colleague, Jim.
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But who is going to represent you and your family then?
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There are plenty of sleazy shyster lawyers in Atlanta to choose from.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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DS just creamed his pants.
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That’s funny right there...
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unfortunately you could do that with google, facebook and amazon as well.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Do what?
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that statement
google, amazon and facebook all listen in thru devices, your phone or computer
google, amazon and facebook all listen in thru devices, your phone or computer
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I still don't get it...
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Huawei phones are banned because they have chinese malware installed that sends data back to the chinese government
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Oh, so that's why the chinese looking guy is laughing? Who would they have in that frame if it was google or facebook?
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.