The Goat Pen

Trump Jr.: Release of Father's Tax Returns Would be a Distraction

tsk tsk Should've stuck to the bogus "can't release taxes while under audit" story.

Professor Tiger wrote:
Tick, glad to see you back. I was worried you might be reading the recent polls, and had done something drastic.

(Preemptive "I wish you would do something drastic.")

Classic "rope a dope" move on her part, prof. Hills comes off her death bed and KOs Sir OrangeAlot in the first debate....even Eastwood would be tempted to make THAT movie.

Colin Powell's leaked emails reveal he was worried about Hillary's health a year ago:

"She could barely climb the podium steps"

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/pre ... cerns-with

I wonder what she's REALLY got.

I hear that the coughing is caused by a dislodged Reno pubic hair.

hedge wrote:What you haven't considered is, what if Trump wins?

No, I have absolutely considered it. I have a SIG-Sauer P220 in my safe that belonged to my late step father (retired US Marshall). I take it to the range every few months, plunk some cans, then clean it and put it up. I've got maybe 20 rounds left. If Trump is elected, 'm saving the last one for my mouth. Perfect angle and I'll put it through the medulla oblongata right before Putin moves into the Lincoln Bedroom.

Save 2.

I don't even know what that means, but I laughed...

Johnette's Daddy wrote:

hedge wrote:What you haven't considered is, what if Trump wins?

No, I have absolutely considered it. I have a SIG-Sauer P220 in my safe that belonged to my late step father (retired US Marshall). I take it to the range every few months, plunk some cans, then clean it and put it up. I've got maybe 20 rounds left. If Trump is elected, 'm saving the last one for my mouth. Perfect angle and I'll put it through the medulla oblongata right before Putin moves into the Lincoln Bedroom.

That seems a little excessive, JD. I thought you said you were going to join the liberal Exodus to Canada. I like the thought of a Christian pastor like you raising your staff, parting the St. Lawrence Seaway, and leading that giant throng of atheists into the Promised Land.

I still don't think Trump will win. And like I said, I would have my own concerns if he did; my contingency plan is to build a fallout shelter and hoard gold.

But there will be one very bright spot to me if Trump wins. Watching the liberals and GOP Establishment react to it like the martians' heads react to Slim Whitman's yodeling will be worth... every... cent...

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This set of polls from RCP should scare the living daylights out of Democrats. Trump is now ahead in the Peoples Republic of Colorado.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/

And Putin hasn't even leaked all the incriminating emails Hillary thought she deleted from her defenseless homebrew server, yet.

Don't worry, JD. If Trumps wins Obama and his Supreme Court will declare the election invalid and institute martial law.

"Watching the liberals and GOP Establishment react to it like the martians' heads react to Slim Whitman's yodeling will be worth... every... cent..."

That would indeed be amusing, but I'm not sure that what would result would be worth it, or even close. OTOH, if Trump does somehow manage to win, I don't think it's going to be nearly the disaster many libs think it will be. It will be pretty much like having any other repub as president, the congress will roll on as they always do, pretty much irregardless of whoever is in the White House, and if it's Trump, probably even more so. None of the establishment pols like him and it could inaugurate an era of bipartisanship in congress that we haven't seen since WWII. I'm actually not so sure that's a good thing...

Liberal heads would've exploded with Cruz or any of the teaparty Bible-thumpers. Any of those would've North Carolinaized the entire country and you can bet there'd be lefties crying and knashing teeth and throwing tantrums for sure.

But this guy Trump is a quasi-authoritarian mental case who's going to leave everybody crying in the end. There's not going to be a wall, and there's not going to be mass deportations. His protectionist policies will mean higher prices, more inflation, and a bigger gap between the haves and have-nots. He doesn't know more than the generals or practically anybody else for that matter, except maybe some other real estate moguls. He's bombastic and crude and an incredible narcissist. Apparently that makes for great TV. I honestly don't get it.

Here's a thing, though. sardis said people would take a bucket of piss over Hillary. But to get to this point Trump had to beat 16 other contenders, none of whom were HRC. The Donald beat some seemingly-worthy opponents by channeling Mussolini and promising walls and deportations. Always remember that.

always remember the same American public elected a no name < 1 term senator from Illinois who had no foreign experience never did anything noteworthy as a senator and came out of nowhere to beat a career politician most people had already handed the party nomination to.

and the same chorus of the sky is falling the world will fall apart when he got elected

kinda funny to see this go full circle with the same career politician running for her life and the same chorus of the sky is falling if he does get elected but coming from the other side this year

oprama got his political start as a state legislator and then as a U.S. Senator. Trump got his political start as a birther - the bona-fide original.

And he's STILL a birther (or until 22 minutes ago).

Let tick have his little tirade that ANYONE who could even THINK about voting for Trump must be a Nazi racist Soviet spy. Meanwhile, his party is stuck with a candidate who mostpeople despise, but since she is the one that can bring in the cash they bend over and say, yes, hag, may I have another.

Trump makes the media look stupid again...

http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/16/media ... ry-heroes/

At least the PAH got some truth out when she collapsed....the Donald is overweight!!!!1111

If you are considering a vote for Trump there is something wrong with you.

Gary Johnson

When fags, dope heads, socialists and congenital liars say there's something wrong w/you, I say thanks!