The Goat Pen

Thank you Jesus

We could use the extra cash, send her our way.

"I resisted the urge to go into the "because I'm the man and I said so!" approach and had to take a more nuanced approach to voice my objections"

I'm assuming more nuanced means you just left out the first 5 words...

eCat wrote:during our morning walk this morning I think she realized that this was a bad idea

not the banging her sister part, but the baby part.

Too bad. I think my way would have worked out better for you

And for us.

I think all of us will benefit from learning that Dennis Rodman broke his penis 3 times

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Related..I never would have thought he would sire a hot daughter, but Trinity Rodman ain't doing too bad for herself.

you know you have too much rain when caskets are coming out of the ground

That happened here after Floyd

They aren't buried in the ground down there.

I wish you could verify that for us

Jungle Rat wrote:They aren't buried in the ground down there.

that would only validate the flooding is much worse wouldn't it?

Not really. It would have to be pretty bad to have them pop up from six feet under. Being inturned in a cript or above ground tomb is much easier to wash away in a flood like this. Same thing happened during Katrina. They can't bury underground because they are below sea level. Can't have basements either.

I thought it was in Red Stick.

I'd like to see you beaten with a stick until it turned red with your blood...

between Amazon and this, Walmart has some serious problems in their future

Last year police were called to the store and three other Tulsa Walmarts 2,000 times. By comparison, they were called to the city's single target store 44 times.

....but people dashing out the door with merchandise is the least troubling part of Walmart's crime problem. More than 200 violent crimes, including attempted kidnappings and multiple stabbings, shootings and murders have occurred at the nation's 4,500 Walmarts this year....


article on how Walmart is a center of crime in many communities

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-walmart-crime/

I always wear my pajamas when I have to go there.

one mayor had to declare Walmart a public nuisance so he could fine them every time they called the police. It made them get serious about hiring security and crack down on attracting crime.

I only go to WalMark b/w 11 pm and 6 am...

hedge wrote:I only go to WalMark b/w 11 pm and 6 am...

I'm lucky enough that I am surrounded by options within 2 miles of my house that lets me skip walmart altogether