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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:50 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:06 am

yea, winter tomato's have no taste at all
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:36 am

And mass-produced, gas-house 'quick ripened' tomatoes are less flavorful, as well.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:02 am

I agree with Dave. Eating a raw tomato is awful. However, chop that sumbitch up with some cilantro, onions, ja-lap-a-noes, and other spices and I will eat it without issue.

And who the fuck eats 10-14 ears of corn per setting? Christ all mighty, your shit must look like Indian Corn when it comes out.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:36 pm

Garden fresh Tomatoes are my favorite fruit.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:39 pm

I, too, love tomatoes. Wish I had one now.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:01 pm

I can't believe that some snazzy local/organic/etc market somewhere in NYC isn't offering locally (well, within 100 miles) grown, real tomatoes. Seems like you could get some heirlooms as well...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:34 pm

Had three for lunch.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:30 pm

10ac wrote:Had three for lunch.
Eating a big 'mater' right now.... Feel sorry for these city boys that are unable to go out in their garden and get fresh veggies. Country life has it's advantages.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:54 pm

With the invention of the Topsy Turvy, even citified senile old folks can now grow their own tomatoes! Well, I'll be!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:14 pm

Delta Airlines Honor Guard...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:37 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:52 pm

fucking onions...
crotch wrote:Delta Airlines Honor Guard...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:09 am

What happened? Was that a box of onions they rolled out after the corpse?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:10 pm

hedge wrote:What happened? Was that a box of onions they rolled out after the corpse?


Probably personal belongings.... you and augie need to try showing a little more respect.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:13 pm

I was merely responding to Augie's post, since I wasn't quite sure what the whole upshot of that video was in the first place...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:17 pm

I think Auggies post about the onions was that the video brought tears to his eyes.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:11 pm

Yeah but dont tell anybody.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:17 pm

hedge wrote:I was merely responding to Augie's post, since I wasn't quite sure what the whole upshot of that video was in the first place...

....my apologies then

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:31 am

In fairness, I should've figured that you wouldn't have posted something like that if the point had been an embarrassing (or something) episode wherein a box of onions (or whatever) had accidentally rolled out on the conveyer belt after the coffin, but I really couldn't figure out what was going on...
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