Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
"Bullshit Orb of Wasted Space" is a registered trademark and proprietary GMO of the Monsanto corporation.
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Re: Uncle Bud
yea, winter tomato's have no taste at all
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
And mass-produced, gas-house 'quick ripened' tomatoes are less flavorful, as well.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I agree with Dave. Eating a raw tomato is awful. However, chop that sumbitch up with some cilantro, onions, ja-lap-a-noes, and other spices and I will eat it without issue.
And who the fuck eats 10-14 ears of corn per setting? Christ all mighty, your shit must look like Indian Corn when it comes out.
And who the fuck eats 10-14 ears of corn per setting? Christ all mighty, your shit must look like Indian Corn when it comes out.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I, too, love tomatoes. Wish I had one now.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I can't believe that some snazzy local/organic/etc market somewhere in NYC isn't offering locally (well, within 100 miles) grown, real tomatoes. Seems like you could get some heirlooms as well...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Eating a big 'mater' right now.... Feel sorry for these city boys that are unable to go out in their garden and get fresh veggies. Country life has it's advantages.10ac wrote:Had three for lunch.
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Re: Uncle Bud
With the invention of the Topsy Turvy, even citified senile old folks can now grow their own tomatoes! Well, I'll be!
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Re: Uncle Bud
Delta Airlines Honor Guard...
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Re: Uncle Bud
fucking onions...
crotch wrote:Delta Airlines Honor Guard...
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Re: Uncle Bud
What happened? Was that a box of onions they rolled out after the corpse?
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Re: Uncle Bud
hedge wrote:What happened? Was that a box of onions they rolled out after the corpse?
Probably personal belongings.... you and augie need to try showing a little more respect.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I was merely responding to Augie's post, since I wasn't quite sure what the whole upshot of that video was in the first place...
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Re: Uncle Bud
I think Auggies post about the onions was that the video brought tears to his eyes.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Yeah but dont tell anybody.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Re: Uncle Bud
hedge wrote:I was merely responding to Augie's post, since I wasn't quite sure what the whole upshot of that video was in the first place...
....my apologies then
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Re: Uncle Bud
In fairness, I should've figured that you wouldn't have posted something like that if the point had been an embarrassing (or something) episode wherein a box of onions (or whatever) had accidentally rolled out on the conveyer belt after the coffin, but I really couldn't figure out what was going on...
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