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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:55 pm
by billy bob bocephus
AA has elevated the dark arts of sandbaggery to a whole new level that the rest of us can scarcely comprehend.
especially those from Auburn
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:48 pm
by Professor Tiger
dave_rickart wrote:Does this mean the Tide are now on double-secret probation?
No. Bama doesn't get investigated. And if they do get investigated, they don't go on probation. And if they do go on probation, they only have to vacate a few meaningless games from the Mike Price era.
Bama is too big to fail.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:19 pm
by hedge
You mean the Coach Price era?
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:40 pm
by Professor Tiger
Yes, the Head Coach at Alabama Mike Price era. Thank you for the clarification.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:11 pm
by GBJs
Heatherns!!!... absolute blasphemin' HEATHERNS!!!
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:07 pm
by GBJs
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:46 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
Sports announcers frequently observe how much bigger Alabama players look than other schools...hmmmmm....
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013 ... _rece.html
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:49 pm
by AlabamAlum
There is no evidence that any bought any (and you can't make this up) holographic pyramid stickers and deer-antler spray.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:40 pm
by Professor Tiger
It's too late, AA. It's now official. Everybody now knows Bama's players were all hopelessly juiced. Bama's 2012 NC has now been forever tainted.
Nothing you can say now can change that. What's done is done.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:44 pm
by AlabamAlum
Holographic pyramid stickers and Cam are a bit different. The attempts to deflect continue, though, I see. :::sigh:::
Anyway, I know it bugs you, but most people believe that Auburn was not charged in the same way OJ was found not guilty of murder. It's just the way it is.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:52 pm
by Professor Tiger
You forgot the deer antler fur part. (At least that was on JOX today)
Quit trying to deflect from your team's manifest guilt, sir. Bama's 2012 team were all 'roided up. We all know they did it. No wonder they were so big and fast. They were a team of 100 Lance Armstrongs.
Bugging me? I'm in full LMAO mode. This revelation was perfectly timed.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:54 pm
by AlabamAlum
Mmmm, okay.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:02 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
I'm not saying that the Alabama staff gave the players PED's directly, just that they knew about it and approved. That seems pretty clear to all but the most nonobjective commentators.
Now that Nick's secret is out, expect him to scratch his NFL itch next season. CARPE DIEM, Nick!
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:04 pm
by AlabamAlum
It appears it's Idiot Season. Better go get a hunting license.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:23 pm
by AlabamAlum
Deer Antler Spray is mostly viewed as snake oil by scientists, and it has been known about for a couple of decades in sports and has roots much older. It does have a minute amount of IGF-1, though.
Some may remember Health Evans being interviewed a couple of years back and endorsing the product. Stated he learned about it from other players at Auburn.
Many athletes have endorsed it, but like the magnetic bracelets, it's generally felt that it's bunk. But, I suppose, if you think it helps, it will. Kinda like pheromone sprays.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:27 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
Hardly a coincidence that the company that markets this stuff is located in Birmingham, epicenter of Bammer Nation, and home to the Paul Finebaum Radio Network
Speaking of which, I can't believe that cheap-ass radio station wouldn't shell out the clams for the Voice of the South
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:32 pm
by AlabamAlum
Evans said he learned only recently of Ross (pictured below), SWATS, and the Ultimate Spray from players at Auburn, where he attended school and where he is training during the lockout. Several Auburn players say they used another SWATS product called "chips," which are holographic patches embedded in bracelets or taped onto acupuncture points on the body. The chips contain formulas for over-the-counter nutrients that help restore energy and strength, according to Ross. Several Auburn players say they wore the chips during the 2010 season and credit them for helping them win the 2011 BCS title game.
http://www.thepostgame.com/features/201 ... swats-spra
And a story on Auburn, Alabama and others on the super-special hologram pyramid chips:
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:34 pm
by AlabamAlum
Dr. Strangelove wrote:Hardly a coincidence that the company that markets this stuff is located in Birmingham, epicenter of Bammer Nation, and home to the Paul Finebaum Radio Network
Speaking of which, I can't believe that cheap-ass radio station wouldn't shell out the clams for the Voice of the South
Paul signed with another station. Has a three-month non-compete. He coulda gotten around it, but word is, he wanted some time off to recharge his batteries. Sounds like he needed the super-special pyramid hologram chip.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:35 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
I wouldn't doubt if Auburn is tied into this as well. Birds of a feather and all
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:37 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
AlabamAlum wrote:Dr. Strangelove wrote:Hardly a coincidence that the company that markets this stuff is located in Birmingham, epicenter of Bammer Nation, and home to the Paul Finebaum Radio Network
Speaking of which, I can't believe that cheap-ass radio station wouldn't shell out the clams for the Voice of the South
Paul signed with another station. Has a three-month non-compete. He coulda gotten around it, but word is, he wanted some time off to recharge his batteries. Sounds like he needed the super-special pyramid hologram chip.
I haven't really listened to him much since early in the season. I figured that the last few weeks of December would've been unbearable.