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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:44 am

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...and with modern Westerners, the rope around the testicles is figurative, happens after childbirth but is still just as painful.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:47 am

even hundreds of years ago, the man got blamed for that
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:33 pm

This town has gone to shit. They drew 35k for a kickball match.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/ ... /87201076/

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:40 pm

I'd heard tickets were selling like crazy

Honestly I'd get a Cinci jersey (or kit or whatever its called)

but just for hometown pride.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by sardis » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:19 pm

At the British Open today, I have never seen a final pairing collectively play as well as Mickelson and Stenson did today. Mickelson lost the tournament on Saturday.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:43 pm

That was enjoyable to watch...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:15 pm

So is grass growing

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dr. Nostron » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:38 am

Great match - not often you have a Major turned into match play by the twosome in the final round.

Scary thing is Stenson missed two fairly short ones that would have given him a 61 - as good as Phil was Henrick was better.

Think Phil has now finished runner up in just about every manner possible.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:48 am

Phil lipped out on two holes, including a chip shot over the trap, but even if both of those had gone in he still would've lost by 1...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:23 am

hedge wrote:Phil lipped out on two holes, including a chip shot over the trap, but even if both of those had gone in he still would've lost by 1...
Granted those shots going down wouldn't put any pressure on the field and how they shot.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:35 am

Yes, obviously if he had knocked in that first chip the whole rest of the match would've played out completely differently, for him as well as Stenson, but I did mean it as if everything else played out precisely as it did, which clearly it wouldn't have. I felt like Stenson really won it when he got up and down after Phil had landed it on the green for a potential eagle, which he barely missed, and Stenson was way off in the gorse (was that the 17th hole?). That was looking like almost an automatic pick up of one shot for Phil and possibly even 2, but getting the birdie there and staying 2 shots up was the back breaker...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:54 am

This conversation needs to be on the Alabama thread

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:42 pm

wish stenson would have found that bunker on 18 just for the drama

but 11 shots ahead of third place and 14 shots ahead for stenson--glad he won one finally

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:08 pm

crashcourse wrote:wish stenson would have found that bunker on 18 just for the drama

but 11 shots ahead of third place and 14 shots ahead for stenson--glad he won one finally
Yes that would have gotten real interesting - if it had just trickled in he might have had to come out sideways or backwards

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:28 pm

It's a game of inches. Just like Rat's sex life...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:11 pm

OK, I laughed at that.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:51 pm

Still pissed your GF for the time gave me a blowjob in Bluecats bar? Get over it.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:57 am

That's how I knew...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:19 am

Her mouth tasted like salt didn't it?

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