Florida State Seminoles

[Professor Tiger]

I can only imagine the fucking wheels that are turning inside somebody like Alex Jones' mind right now. This has got check all the boxes for him. He's probably been screaming "HE"S A PATSY!!!" at nobody in particular for several hours now.

Alex Jones will say the patsy bomb mailer got help from a guy named “Raoul.”

[aTm]

The more you read about the guy, he's an insane, dumb, roided up bodybuilder, former male stripper who apparently lives in a van down by the river. It's like every nutball Chris Farley character rolled up in one (including threatening to blow people up with fake bombs).

[Professor Tiger]

Just yesterday, on Meet the Press, Chuck Todd thought the Russians might be behind the mailed fake bombs.

After 2 years and zero evidence, they STILL can’t get over their conspiratorial obsession with the Russians. They need some kind of 12 step program.

[aTm]

Did they say what the “energetic material” was? That could be anything, including rolled up old copies of “Running” magazine.

No. Regardless, it must have been a pretty small amount of anything. Based on 6 forever stamps being enough postage for delivery, the entire package weighed less than 13 oz.

[aTm]

I wonder if this is Chuckie's working theory on what all has gone down...
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[aTm]

Regarding the hazardousness of the bombs, I think its pretty clear that the FBI does not yet think for sure that these were meant to be real bombs. They are charging him with 5 federal charges so far according to Sessions. I would think it would be at least 10 more counts of federal attempted murder if they knew for sure the bombs were intended to work.

[aTm]

Questions I wanna know the answers to...

1) Did this guy do it all by himself?
2) DId the USPS handle this correctly in any way?
3) Where did this guy make the bombs if they were truly explosives? In his fucking van?
4) Does this guy also somehow get Fox News in his van?

[Jungle Rat]

You can still vote with a felony record. I do. My PO is the one who told me to register. I've never missed a vote.

Yes, but you STILL can’t live within 5 miles of a school or drive an ice cream truck.

On Chicago they not only let convicted felons and illegal immigrants vote, they let dead people vote. The Deceased-American community is a major Democrat constituency there.

I drive a damn good ice cream truck

[Professor Tiger]

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Great. The Intelligence Directorate of the Deep State is now threatening a sitting US president through the Senate Minority leader on national television.

When Leftists cry “Our democracy is under attack,” this^ is where the REAL threat to democracy is.

[Jungle Rat]

Your mother is a whore.

[Professor Tiger]

She’s 95 years old, so that would be impressive.

[eCat]

can you imagine the fall out if someone did this for blacks and latinos? From Brooklyn Street Art.....

[Professor Tiger]

... or Muslims?

They look like Hank and Peggy Hill. Picture the Peggy character in a hijab, holding a Qu’uran, and being mocked for her faith like that.

[hedge]

I am sure there are plenty of people who wouldn't want Brooklyn artists/hipsters infiltrating their communities either...

[eCat]

another example
https://i.imgur.com/EqNV38T.jpg

[10ac]

Kowtow to the 8%.

[Jungle Rat]

Make America Hate Again

[Professor Tiger]

As an Irish American, maybe I should get all aggrieved that Notre Dame calls themselves “The Fighting Irish” and has a little leprechaun dancing around. If I yell “cultural appropriation!” enough, can I get reparations?

[sardis]

A little fairy leprechaun in tights is the perfect mascot for Irish papists.

[Professor Tiger]

A little fairy leprechaun in tights is the perfect mascot for Irish papists.

Once again, Sardis channels his fellow BJU alum, Ian Paisley, and does so quite well. Please say “Nevvah!” I love that. Reminds of my grandfather, who idolized Paisley, and looked and sounded just like him.