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Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:46 am
by DooKSucks
AlabamAlum wrote:It has been my experience that many of the most outwardly pious ultra religious women are some of the biggest and easiest freaks.

It's like a fat person who orders diet coke with their meals and says no to dessert. They want the outward appearance that they're eating healthy but you know they eat a whole ham when they get home.
Truer words have never been written or spoken.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:47 am
by DooKSucks
sardis wrote:They are hiding their past and maybe current lusts. My grandmother on my dad's side was a Puritannical old line Presbyterian, wire rimmed glasses and all. Thought it was a sin to even have a tv. My parents would use the threat of sending us to stay over to our grandparents as punishment. Well, everyone knew that my dad's birthday is only 6 months after my grandparents' wedding date. My grandmother insisted even on her death bed that my dad was premature. My dad was 6'1" 265. Fast forward to when she was 85 years old. She calls my mom and says I need to go to the doctor because I think I have a lump in my uterus. My mom asked how she knew. She said that Paul (pappy) felt it during intercourse. Rendered my mom speechless.

Those feelings are still in those women eCat. You need to free them from their suppression.
Damn. I am dehydrated as hell due to this stomach virus, and I feel like complete ass. However, I am laughing my ass off at this.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:42 pm
by Jungle Rat
Drink more vodka

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:17 am
by DooKSucks
I am out of stoli....

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:46 am
by hedge
Have I ever told ya'll about my theory that all vodkas are the same?

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:08 pm
by DooKSucks
a time or two...

I will say that in college and law school, I would take mom's empty Stoli and Goose bottles, fill them with some rotgut, bottom-shelf bottle, and people would would never know the difference.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:14 pm
by AlabamAlum
I didn't use rotgut per se, I used Pinnacle. Put it in a Goose bottle and fooled people at a party of mine a few years back.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:17 pm
by DooKSucks
I was in my early twenties. I used Aristocrat. I kept it classy like that.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:30 pm
by hedge
I doubt even hardcore Stoli or Goose (or whatever) drinkers could tell the difference after one drink..

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:06 pm
by eCat
I drink Stoli now too. I'm comfortable paying for it given its price and I can't tell the difference - especially since its going in orange juice anyways.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:35 pm
by hedge
I don't drink much vodka, but I look for whatever has been distilled the most times. I think I've got some in the cabinet now that's like 7 times distilled or some shit...

What the hell, I think I'll have a martini tonight. Gin, of course. Speaking of drinks, the MIF said some folks were drinking something they called a Benson when she was in Columbia the other weekend. Half tequila, half kahlua, on the rocks. I tried one, they're very good...

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:58 pm
by AlabamAlum
doesn't sound good. But I'll try right now!

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:41 pm
by hedge
I mean, it's kind of a sweetie drink, esp. if you use anejo tequila, but it's not bad for a holiday snifter. And potent. Kinda like homemade eggnog. Speaking of which, bourbon or rum??

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:42 pm
by hedge
I wonder what eggnog with scotch would taste like? Hmmmm....

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:44 pm
by hedge
I'm half drunk now on this one Benson, I just don't drink liquor much. Speaking of half drunk, here's a good poem...

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/178058

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:34 pm
by Bklyn
Vodka types don't differentiate themselves from taste as much as from how I feel the next day.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:36 pm
by AlabamAlum
I don't get hangovers from vodka - cheap or premium

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:40 pm
by AugustWest
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Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:11 am
by eCat
AlabamAlum wrote:I don't get hangovers from vodka - cheap or premium

I don't either, that is why its the only hard liquor I drink now.

Re: MIT Engineers

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:25 am
by innocentbystander
this appears to be the proper forum

Okay, so are these BitCoins the next new thing (about to make all worldwide currencies obsolete) and we should be scooping them or mining them right now, or is this all just a bubble and scam? I can get 3 pizzas right now in Phoenix for 0.101 bitcoin.