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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:53 pm
by Jungle Rat
Follow the light

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:25 pm
by Professor Tiger
Raeford/Arsenal Rd., which separates Haymount and non-Haymount, is like the DMZ, which separates North and South Korea. 1/2 a mile can mean a lot.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:12 am
by aTm
aTm's we live in South Park Red vs Blue moment of the day.

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MoveOn.org? AN organization literally named for the idea that the whole country just needs to 'move on' and ignore any impropriety that may have been committed by Bill Clinton? Incredible.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:25 am
by DooKSucks
Professor Tiger wrote:Raeford/Arsenal Rd., which separates Haymount and non-Haymount, is like the DMZ, which separates North and South Korea. 1/2 a mile can mean a lot.
Darn tootin!

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:28 pm
by Professor Tiger
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:05 pm
by eCat
So the democrats are saying the NYTimes is fake news now

funny how that works out

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:56 pm
by Tree
eCat wrote:So the democrats are saying the NYTimes is fake news now

funny how that works out
The NYTimes can go either way. They have some pretty good liberal pieces a lot of the time but when the shit hits the fan like during the Iraq war they will quickly fall into place and toe the company line like a good little establishment slut.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:42 am
by sardis
It's about time. Hopefully, it's not just political posturing.

https://www.bloombergquint.com/business ... gs.ypQ3VTw

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:08 am
by Professor Tiger
I was fondled by my babysiiter back in the early '60's. She was changing my diapers at the time, but I still felt violated.

After 6 days of reflection, with the help of my lawyer and a journalist, (since EVERYBODY does their best work recovering suppressed memories with the help of a lawyer and a journalist) I have finally identified the person who molested me - Diane Feinstein.

I demand an immediate FBI investigation, and that she be removed from the Senate until she can prove that she did not do this to me.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:57 pm
by bluetick
If you ever have an instinct that your material is totally lame...follow that instinct.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:25 pm
by Toemeesleather
...says the guy that believes anything anybody can make up from 3 decades ago....

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:12 pm
by Professor Tiger
I understand exactly why you don't like my material, Toe.

But if you were sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh back in the days when you were wearing platform shoes and perm'd hear, now is your chance to become rich and famous.

By next week, this thing will evolve into, "I just remembered watching Brett Kavanaugh murder a homeless man before lacrosse practice" or "I just remembered witnessing Brett Kavanaugh microwaving puppies to death in science class!"

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:36 pm
by 10ac
I think you mean Tick.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:29 pm
by Professor Tiger
Oooops. Sorry.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:55 am
by hedge
Jesus christ...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:14 am
by crashcourse
"well he says he was a virgin for many years after high school"

I guess they'll find somebody who says they had sex with him.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:31 am
by aTm
That can't have been expected. I wonder if #TeamBlue are now searching furiously for someone who will say they had sex with him.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:34 am
by aTm
Another thing from yesterday, posting a video like this is not going to help your side win an election in Texas, I don't think. Not that I think Beto O'Rourke ever had a snowball's chance in hell anyway.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:51 am
by 10ac
WTF. Time to thin the herd.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:24 pm
by hedge
"well he says he was a virgin for many years after high school"

Welp, that disqualifies him right there. Jesus, that's downright abnormal...