The Goat Pen

LOL

Heh.

Yeah, you have to have colors. A dick stuck in Nutella may taste good to a woman, but it's not visually appealing to her.

with a name like NUTella, as a dick flavor it kinda sells itself

AlabamAlum wrote:Heh.

Yeah, you have to have colors. A dick stuck in Nutella may taste good to a woman, but it's not visually appealing to her.

You've never seen "Two Girls, One Cup" I guess.

I want to go on that inventor show where inventors pitch their ideas to venture capitalists

Bklyn,

The insane are, of course, excluded.

eCat,

Send a tweet to Mark Cuban. Bet he loves the idea.

If you like the peppermint feeling, try slathering your balls and taint with Tegrin dandruff shampoo (or any other dandruff shampoo with menthol). Let it sit for awhile and then after you dry off dust some Gold Bond powder on your parts. You won't need coffee to pep you up in the morning if you do that...

I dont watch it, but watching eCat trying to sell Dick Dippers to Mark Cuban and crew on Shark Tank would be high quality television.

I began my day but having my 5-year-old shit into a disposable tray and scooping half of it into a speciman cup. he's been shitting 2-3 times a day since we went to a lake about 3 wks ago and I'm worried about a parasite. that turd was like chewy ice cream and I about vomited 5 times before I secured in the cup, lid on tight and into a ziploc. just thinking about it now makes me want to hurl

Thanks for sharing that. Maybe he's got giardia...

could be. there was likely a lot of pissing and some baby-shitting going on in the shallows that day at Tucker Lake. I know I did the former and at least considered the latter in the deeper section

has anyone ever seen Burning Palms? it's a series of five vignettes with an ensemble cast including Zoe Saldana from 2010. I saw it on Showtime the other night and laughed my ass off, esp. the one where the 2 gay dudes adopt an African girl

dickdippers.com is available through godaddy.

I think Dippin' Dongs would be a better name.

dippin dongs would be more "sellable" to the general public

dippindongs.com seems to be available.

Might run into some snafu with the Dipping Dots company.

Let them send a cease and desist. The press coverage would be worth millions. At the last minute, change the brand to 'Candy Cods' and rake in the dough.

What AA said...

my favourite local pub is called Betty's

the original name was the Betty Ford Clinic, they have the cease & decist letter blown up to banner size & plaqued over the east side wall