The Goat Pen

Bought an xbox 360 last month. Didn't realize I had to buy new controllers. My old ones won't connect.

Just like your balls don't connect with the taint...

So you admit you've been close enough to my balls to identify them?

Freak

why is that all the girls you knew back in the day that liked sex are now bible thumpers on facebook?

This one woman is talking about god bathing her children in blessing at a bible bee? wtf is a bible bee? Another woman that I helped pay for an abortion (wasn't my kid, she was my GF's BF at the time and later on had sex with my GF after we broke up) is in some christian song group, another woman I used to skinny dip with in a pond with some other friends then went on to join the marines is all jebus this and god that.

I don't fucking get it. What happened in their life that made them want to give up freaky sex and fun for Jebus every Sunday and testimonials on damned ole facebook. Having kids? Its possible to have a kid that makes good grades and isn't a serial killer and still like fucking. Ain't no rule about having kids and now I gotta talk about Jebus all day on facebook. I refuse to believe they married a man that was like "I know - lets give up partying and fucking and instead lets get up at 7am on Sunday and go to church"

I am so glad I ain't married to one of these women. I want a woman that wonders why we don't watch hard core porn before sex, not talking about Jebus blessing bubbles baths. I want a woman that tells me to tickle her ass before dinner, not pray for it. I bet their husbands are some frustrated sumbitches.

I'm angry because there are some women out there that I'd really like to have the "hey remember when we used to fuck?" conversation with and they have dedicated their lives to pot luck dinners and Wednesday bell choir. They aren't gonna talk that shit with me which makes me really wonder why there is a facebook in the first place. And the really frustrating part is most if not all have taken care of themselves and are pretty sharp for women their age.

goddammit

I think I'll wait until IB weighs in on this.

They probably felt guilty for having sex with you

You gotta broadcast something for attention on Facebook, and being a whore isn't putting yourself in the best light.

I just don't understand why they gotta be all Jebus 24/7.

I can only assume its an act for their kids.

Drop that line out there son. Hell, maybe they are looking for someone to remind them how dirty they were and it might spark something in them.

It has been my experience that many of the most outwardly pious ultra religious women are some of the biggest and easiest freaks.

It's like a fat person who orders diet coke with their meals and says no to dessert. They want the outward appearance that they're eating healthy but you know they eat a whole ham when they get home.

I'll bet her pee smells good.

They are hiding their past and maybe current lusts. My grandmother on my dad's side was a Puritannical old line Presbyterian, wire rimmed glasses and all. Thought it was a sin to even have a tv. My parents would use the threat of sending us to stay over to our grandparents as punishment. Well, everyone knew that my dad's birthday is only 6 months after my grandparents' wedding date. My grandmother insisted even on her death bed that my dad was premature. My dad was 6'1" 265. Fast forward to when she was 85 years old. She calls my mom and says I need to go to the doctor because I think I have a lump in my uterus. My mom asked how she knew. She said that Paul (pappy) felt it during intercourse. Rendered my mom speechless.

Those feelings are still in those women eCat. You need to free them from their suppression.

Exactly. Also, lmao@ Pappy feeling the lump during sex.

I'll have to put some thought into how to accomplish that

Post your original post in here on this subject on your Facebook timeline for starters. That should get things moving...

oh how I wish I could, unfortunately there are many people who would be highly offended at it that I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Have a friend/troll post it but with enhanced details so that the individuals recognize that they refer to experiences they had with you. Then you come in and comment neutrally on the post. If they see it, they will recognize immediately that it refers to them and you, but no one else will.

eCat wrote:why is that all the girls you knew back in the day that liked sex are now bible thumpers on facebook?

This one woman is talking about god bathing her children in blessing at a bible bee? wtf is a bible bee? Another woman that I helped pay for an abortion (wasn't my kid, she was my GF's BF at the time and later on had sex with my GF after we broke up) is in some christian song group, another woman I used to skinny dip with in a pond with some other friends then went on to join the marines is all jebus this and god that.

Wait. Your grandfather had a boyfriend that needed an abortion?

he was a whore