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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:53 pm
by DooKSucks
Professor Tiger wrote:DooKSucks wrote:I hope your wife mutilates you with a machete.
AA? Is that you? (He sometimes likes to post about my wife too, classy guy that he is.)
Good story about your wife’s father’s mistress. You are wise not to mess with her.
I’ve got a similar one; my father’s mistress showed up at his office, pulled a gun on him, threatened to shoot him if he didn’t leave my mother, and held him hostage for a long time. His business partner didn’t know what to do, so he called my mother. She had to drive to his office, and convince her husband’s mistress not to shoot her husband. It worked.
That was messed up on so many different levels. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned:..”
It’s the pen. There are few things off limits when it comes to jokes.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:09 pm
by hedge
"then played minor league ball for the giants for two years for the giants"
For the giants you say?
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:53 pm
by Professor Tiger
Fayetteville NC has got a lot of old, esteemed families. Most of those blue blooded aristocrats earned their sizeable fortunes in the tattoo emporiums, check cashing shops, massage parlors, gentlemen’s clubs, hourly rate hotels, and escort services along Bragg Boulevard. All major concerns.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:06 am
by Jungle Rat
Go away!
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:04 pm
by DooKSucks
hedge wrote:"then played minor league ball for the giants for two years for the giants"
For the giants you say?
heh
Damn booze
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:09 am
by Professor Tiger
First this:
Now Trump Derangement Syndrome has inspired some wackadoodles to advocate abolishing the presidency itself:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/ ... 923543002/
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:54 am
by hedge
That would be a good start...
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am
by BigRedMan
We all wish you have a bad finish.....
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:30 am
by hedge
D+
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:52 am
by Jungle Rat
Both of you need to hit the snooze button. Damn
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:49 am
by Professor Tiger
All it takes is a duly elected president that liberals don’t like and they want to rip up the Constitution and abolish the presidency. And THEY’RE the ones always crying, “Our Democracy is in danger!”
Next time a Democrat President is duly elected, is it okay if we conservatives start talking seriously about tearing up the Constitution and abolishing the presidency, just because we don’t like that president’s personal style and policies? Can you imagine the reaction that would cause?
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:55 am
by eCat
The media reports on 30 White Sumpremacists marching on Washington but doesn't report on the Antifa folks who show up with a banner that proclaims "Its Takes a Bullet to Kill a Fash"..or that they attacked policemen.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:46 pm
by bluetick
Admittedly not as snappy as "Jew will not replace us."
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:47 pm
by Professor Tiger
30 white supremacists at a rally in DC? That’s it?
To listen to the MSM, about half country (the ones that support Trump) are, by definition, white supremacists. So only 30 of them showing up for a white supremacist rally is a pretty poor showing for around 160 million people.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:17 pm
by Professor Tiger
eCat wrote:The media reports on 30 White Sumpremacists marching on Washington but doesn't report on the Antifa folks who show up with a banner that proclaims "Its Takes a Bullet to Kill a Fash"..or that they attacked policemen.
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https://www.infowars.com/wp-content/upl ... antifa.jpg[/img2]
That crowd of safe-space dwelling transgendered vegans who think they are badasses just because they dress in black is... cute...
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:12 am
by eCat
who the fuck names their kid Nimrod? (and yes I looked up the origin)
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/13/nyre ... essor.html
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:07 pm
by Professor Tiger
Only a Nimrod would get upset because his female college professor sexually harassed him. Most normal men dream of that happening to them.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:29 pm
by hedge
Wasn't Nimrod some king from the old testament?
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:38 pm
by Professor Tiger
Correct! Well done, hedge. But your new interest in religion might not be welcome by your Leftist colleagues. You may want to keep such subversive thoughts to yourself. I would hate to see you lose your sterling reputation among your friends as a religion hater. Your secret is safe with me.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:11 pm
by bluetick
The caption was
SPACE FORCE....in space no one can hear your lies
