The Goat Pen

This is just an early Kwanzaa present for my friends AA & PB&J. Nothing more.

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Music isn't my cup o' tea, but some nice footage. Thanks, Rat.

Drink a few of your Scottish drink thingys and get back to me.

You're welcome though.

Jungle Rat wrote:This is just an early Kwanzaa present for my friends AA & PB&J. Nothing more.

Please refer to this now as "Blanukkah" or "Black Hanukkah".

Please make a note of it.

Kwanzukkah?

excellent vid... thanks Rat...

Just got this from my buddy in B'ham...

Bama fans got a lot of time on their hands waiting for 1/7.

Twas the night of the Championship, and all through South Beach,
Notre Dame fans were saying, "Another title's in reach!"
The luck of the Irish had carried them through,
with wins over Pittsburgh and even Purdue.
The Domers were nestled all snug in their seats,
with visions of crystal... just one team to beat!

And I in my houndstooth and crimson and white,
knew for the Irish, it could be a long night.
When out of the tunnel there arose such a thunder,
fans stood to their feet with amazement and wonder.
The ground shook like an earthquake had just hit the field,
and I felt Irish fear beginning to build.
They scattered and looked for some place to hide,
as the announcer proclaimed, "And here comes the Tide!"


I sang "Yea Alabama," yes I sang every word,
as Notre Dame marveled at the elephant herd.
Led by a man both lively and quick,
everyone knew that he was St. Nick.
More rapid then eagles, his coursers they came...
He whistled and shouted and called them by name.
"Now Lacy! Now Milliner, McCarron, and Fluker!
On Barrett! On Mosley! On Warmack and Cooper!

Miami is where Notre Dames luck shall end.
The BCS trophy is ours to defend!"
Then after the kickoff, a beating began.
The Irish now knew they were outmanned.
They tried to get going, but never could start.
They were just simply no match for the defense of Smart.

Brian Kelley cried out, "This just isn't fair!
Saban was given a month to prepare!"
But his cries were not heard, they fell on deaf ears.
"We have to adjust! We have to switch gears!"
Then Notre Dame ran what nobody expected.
They faked the reverse, but the pass was deflected.
The ball was picked off!

The crowd let out a roar,
as the Bama defender walked in for the score.
Saban spoke not a word to his crimson machine.
As the seconds ticked off, to number 15.
If one thing was learned in Miami that night,
it's that you don't bring a leprechaun to an elephant fight.

And I heard the crowd yell to the losers in blue,
"We just beat the hell outta you!"

ROLL TIDE ROLL – Beat Notre Dame !!!!

Wow, Hedge posted a poem that actually rhymed.

In a Station of the Metro

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
petals on a wet, black bough.

Where are the Crow's of yesteryear?

Where is the pentameter?

In walks these three girls in nothing but bathing suits. I'm in the third check-out slot, with my back to the door, so I don't see them until they're over by the bread. The one that caught my eye first was the one in the plaid green two-piece. She was a chunky kid, with a good tan and a sweet broad soft-looking can with those two crescents of white just under it, where the sun never seems to hit, at the top of the backs of her legs. I stood there with my hand on a box of HiHo crackers trying to remember if I rang it up or not. I ring it up again and the customer starts giving me hell. She's one of these cash-register-watchers, a witch about fifty with rouge on her cheekbones and no eyebrows, and I know it made her day to trip me up. She'd been watching cash registers forty years and probably never seen a mistake before.

Way down yonder where the dolphins play, where you dive and splash all day
Waves roll in and waves roll out
See the water squirting out of your spout
Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga
Sing your little song, sing it all day long
Your friends want to hear you.

Here I sit all broken hearted

Tried to shit, but only farted.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut the fuck up

Was it a dream?

Within a dream?

You guys feel like we got a good one w/ Pruitt??

Yes. A good coach and a great recruiter.

You guys feel like we got a good one w/Garner?