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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:51 pm

Those were highlights?
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Post by 10ac » Sun Aug 27, 2017 4:53 am

Great fight.
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:09 pm

Took a MMA guy to finally make Floyd fight.

Much, much better than I thought it would be.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:53 pm

Good fight. Viscious hangover. Woke up at 4am yesterday to cook barbecue, played golf and drank until 2am. I'm getting too old for this shit.
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Post by sardis » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:22 am

So, basically, the MMA was set up so white guys, who couldn't cut it in boxing, have a place to fight each other?

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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:01 am

the neighbors across the street from me run a dog kennel in their house.

they call it dog sitting but its a kennel. At any time they have maybe 10 dogs there.

The neighbor next to them has a little poodle thing they let out once in awhile without a leash. Not a big deal but often he ends up in our yard or the dog kennel people's yard.

Apparently the dog kennel people have had enough.

Yesterday I was outside dicking around with my car and I hear people shouting. So I start paying attention and the dog kennel family - crazy wife, crazy husband, pedophile looking son, are all yelling at the poodle owner who is like 78 years old. He is yelling back from inside his screened porch.

I assume the argument was over dog shit and from what I gather kennel house was throwing the poodles shit back at the poodle owners house, resulting in him saying he didn't like living next door to a house that smelled like dog piss which is why he can't keep his dog in his yard - and also what kind of a neighbor throws dog shit.

threats to call the police were made, another neighbor joins in and they all get into an argument over property lines (hint to them: good fences make good neighbors).

What was funny to me is they were going way over the top - like there was some serious pent up anger they were letting out over this but in the middle of screaming obscenities they'd look over at me taking all of it in, and I think they realized they were showing their ass and as a casual observer they were a bit embarrassed to have me staring at them, but not enough to stop yelling at each over dog shit and piss.

I know the old man well enough that he seems to be a pretty good neighbor. I also know the kennel house people are loons and have been for quite some time. They are the type that are always in a fight with someone - on facebook, with the school, with boy scouts. Its got to be tiring to have to be in a fight with someone just to add some excitement to your day.

Last I saw of the fight, the newly added neighbor was walking off the property lines like using your feet was some kind of accurate measurement.

I messed up my brakes and was pissed off so I went inside.
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:09 am

I would imagine the dogs at the kennel house are making a lot of noise...
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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:25 am

A guy I work with uses her.

She keeps the big dogs in the basement

medium dogs on the first floor and little dogs upstairs with the kids.

He said he brought his dog over there and as soon as he walked in the door it shit on her floor and she was like "don't worry that happens all the time"

That can't be healthy.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:00 am

Nor stealthy...
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:30 am

That's funny coming from someone who supports Kentucky.

Scoreboard, bitch
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:23 pm

8 > 5

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:55 am

Who is that 5 referring to?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:30 am

Kill the dogs

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:45 pm

Is this where we talk about the Mayweather fight?

I really liked how he went out at 40 and shut down a game Mcgregor in a fight that he could easily have lost. Reminds me of how Ted Williams went out in his last game and went 4-5 or some shit. Mayweather knew if he played defensively he would be fine. All he had to do was spend the whole fight keeping his composure and sure enough in round 10 a tired and sputtering McGregor was just waiting to be knocked out.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:07 pm

Highlights

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:23 am

AtM. I hope you are ok. Not really. Just being nice.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:56 pm

Happy Birthday e. You old fuck.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:29 pm

I'm getting there

51 today

thanks
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:18 pm

Damn, I'm a year older than you? Well, obviously I'm more mature, but still...
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