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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri May 31, 2013 12:17 pm

What I have found out, via deep empirical study, is that when the temperature goes over 88 degrees in the area, ice cream in my freezer gets the perfect density/consistency allowing me to eat a whole Haagen Daas half pint without a hint of resistance. It really helps me when I don't have any time to think about what I'm doing to my body at those times.

Working from home always has me constantly snacking...and constantly choosing the worst foods.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 31, 2013 4:59 pm

Clear your internet history report before he comes home just to be safe.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 31, 2013 5:01 pm

Um... That was supposed to be a text.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:56 am

Tornado chaser car in Oklahoma tossed around like a toy..... guys lucky to be alive.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:00 pm

Looks like he caught it...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:21 pm

yup, another successful tornado chase

#winning!
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Post by crotch » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:06 pm

I want no part of chasing a tornado after witnessing first hand from a quarter mile away last March an F3 with winds at 140mph. Simply awesome. Takes a nut to want to chase those things.

TWC crew and truck gets tossed.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:14 pm

Lived through 2 big ones in my lifetime. That's enough for me. Doubt it though.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:25 pm

The religious antipathy towards homosexuality explained:

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:35 pm

A funny for the bear camp.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:56 pm

No doubt the police used this technology to zoom in on the Boston Marathon bomber guys........You can clearly see the faces of everyone in the crowd.

Click the link........ http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7.html

Put your cursor anywhere in the crowd, double-click to zoom or use the tool in the upper left corner.

You can zero in on one single face.

This is the photo taken by Port Moody photographer Ronnie Miranda that appeared in Tri-City News Friday (24-June).

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:42 pm

crotch wrote:No doubt the police used this technology to zoom in on the Boston Marathon bomber guys........You can clearly see the faces of everyone in the crowd.

Click the link........ http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7.html

Put your cursor anywhere in the crowd, double-click to zoom or use the tool in the upper left corner.

You can zero in on one single face.

This is the photo taken by Port Moody photographer Ronnie Miranda that appeared in Tri-City News Friday (24-June).
Should play find a brother in this crowd! Took awhile. Gave up on finding a sistah
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:47 pm

This goes to a question I recently asked eCat's opinion on: (not about the killing of the neighborhood dog)

When can you leave a child home alone and for how long?

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas ... 572027.php
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:21 pm

The real story is that kid. Is his name Dexter?
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:20 pm

I'm gonna have to stop eating crinkle cut french fries. Those things just sit around and fester in your colon on day and when you finally get around to dropping the kids off at the pool, its like your pooping modeling clay.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:07 pm

plus, it gives you a bad case of mud butt
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:50 pm

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:52 pm

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