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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:10 pm
by TheBigMook
http://cincinnati.com/blogs/sports/2011 ... nia-squad/
Uh oh, looks like might be accidentally running into a door jam soon.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:03 pm
by TheBigMook
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/718 ... s-all-time
10. Tyler Hansbrough (North Carolina, 2005-2009): Hansbrough was the basketball equivalent to Tim Tebow, but he arrived a year earlier. He prepared us for Tebow. He was the pre-Tebow. He was the Prebow.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:34 am
by hedge
eCat wrote:I think in Hatchet, its a girl who's father makes her eat soured mutton stew and then proceeds to chop him up along with her step mother when he is asleep on the couch.
That's the best sentence I've read in quite a while, from any source...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:43 am
by hedge
AlabamAlum wrote:I'll never forget my mom's last words to me: she called me close, with a room full of family, and said in a weak, trembling voice, "You need a haircut."
She died a few minutes later. Heh.
Sorry to hear about your mom, AA...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:46 am
by hedge
Owlman wrote:same words I uttered early sunday am despite my wifes feeble resistance
So my first thought when I read this is that crash's wife vagina offers no resistance and was loose as a prostitute masterbating with a cu-tip. But that's probably in the wrong light. Then it made me think that she was just lying there. But wanting to give crash the benefit of the doubt, I suspect his wife tried to resist his animal magnetism but just couldn't hold out.
I took it as crash's admission that he used to rape his wife on at least a weekly basis...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:30 am
by Bklyn
According to Sharia, it's not rape if you're married. She has to take it like a 16 years old woman
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:36 am
by TheBigMook
Crash is muslim? Well, that does make sense actually...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:56 am
by Owlman
Bklyn wrote:According to Sharia, it's not rape if you're married. She has to take it like a 16 years old woman
That was the standard in most states for the majority of this country's history
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:22 pm
by TheBigMook
Or "the good old days" as concervatives call them.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:51 am
by Cats rule
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:56 am
by crashcourse
I am not a muslim rapist
I am a gringo horndog
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:05 pm
by Bklyn
some young cats have been commenting on Twitter about not supporting the Jordan brand anymore. No major weight has stepped up on that platform yet.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:09 pm
by Jungle Rat
It won't
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:10 pm
by Bklyn
Indeed.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:16 pm
by Jungle Rat
Jordan wasn't even the highest paid player on most of his ring winning teams. To call him a sellout is a joke.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:39 pm
by Bklyn
If not a sellout, then at least a hypocrite.
He's like the guy from the plant who got his degree at night, benefitting from a management concession on education reimbursement, landing a corporate position and then shitting (loudly) on the needleworkers union.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:17 pm
by BigRedMan
That and having Stern on his cock 24/7 was probably rough on him also.
BURN BABY BURN!!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:25 pm
by AlabamAlum
Where is Mexico? We need to come up with a bet for the big Maryland-Bama game on 11/17.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:28 pm
by AlabamAlum
Also, where is Cletus? We need to come up with a bet for the big Georgetown-Bama game on 12/1.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:30 pm
by AlabamAlum
Also, where is crashcourse? We need to come up with a bet for the big Kansas State-Bama game on 12/17.