The Goat Pen

Cartoon would have made sense if the punch line was "change your name to Colin Powell."

wonder how many weeks that windmill will have to produce to make up for the hour that helicopter spent deicing

Many have wondered the same about ethanol production from corn...

Agreed

bluetick wrote:Cartoon would have made sense if the punch line was "change your name to Colin Powell."

No, that would make no sense at all. Petraeus and Clinton broke the rules, Powell did not.

"Guns don't kill people, vol. MDMLXCV"

N.C. Good Samaritan shot dead helping during storm

CATAWBA COUNTY, N.C. - A Good Samaritan and young North Carolina dad paid the ultimate price for trying to be a helpful citizen during the first big blizzard to hit the East Coast of 2016.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-carol ... ing-storm/

Police say Jefferson Heavner, 26, was driving along when he saw a car had spun off the road just after 5 p.m. on Friday, reports CBS affiliate WBTV of Charlotte.

Heavner joined a group of neighbors who heard the wreck and they attempted to help the driver, later identified as 27-year-old Marvin Jacob Lee, of Claremont.

Witnesses later said Lee was acting odd and belligerent. When the group who stopped to help said they were calling police to let them deal with it, Lee got a gun and opened fire on them.

After Heavner fell to the ground, Lee kept shooting before retreating to his car, police said.

Deputies arrived, and Lee refused to exit his car. An armored car and several officers behind shields eventually convinced Lee to give up.

He has been arrested and charged with murder.

Kristie Ward, a friend of the victim, told WBTV she learned of Heavner's death Friday night. She said Heavner had a child and will be missed greatly.

"He was just at my house not even a month ago. He told me 'I love you sis, bye.'"

Ward didn't realize she would be saying goodbye to Heavner, a father, forever.

"All he loved to do was go mudding, hunting, fishing, he was just all-around great person," Ward explained.

Several people said they heard the shots Friday night.

Ward said she hopes the suspect is punished for the alleged incident, "I hope that he gets what he deserves. I hope he does go to prison for this."

""All he loved to do was go mudding"

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David Axlerod, a former Clintonian and current employee at CNN interviewing a former Clinton aide who also happens to be a current employee at CNN about the Lewinsky affair. Getting the Clinton News Network name honestly...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/25/politics/ ... s_politics

Trump tells FoxNews to fuck off and is boycotting the final pre-Iowa debate

Megan Kelly wins in a walkover. Damn.

bluetick wrote:Megan Kelly wins in a walkover. Damn.

If I'm CNN, I schedule an interview with Trump DURING the Fox News debate..

I'd rather look at Megyn Kelly anyway.

Trump is a child.

So you're saying you have sexual feelings towards him...

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The Donald was for Megan Kelly before he was against her.

Trump has now proven that he has lady parts.

So I'm "getting" Trump's appeal. He shows up, talks shit, then he brings up his "boys" - all these 70/80 year old billionaires with 35 year old ex-supermodel wives . . . I get it. There is absolutely no way I want him as President, but I get it - he is a freaking BOSS.