The Goat Pen

She enjoyed it.

hedge wrote:I like how even when dealing with a problem that requires quick action (ball warshing), eCat still manages to address the issue of timing as it relates to the hot water running out...

slap cold water on your dick and balls right before a woman sees you naked for the first time

tankless water heater ftw...

thats like $1200!

just for a woman to lick my taint?

I'll just throw a wet paper towel in the microwave and hope she doesn't walk into the kitchen

eCat's singing them danglin' ball blues...

see, I'm only talking vicariously thru Rat at this point.

As I said before, my wife and I have a very open communication about this sort of thing where there is no subtlety.

Of course, Rat would relish the idea of a woman immersed in his stank, trying to soldier on thru ass sweat smell while she provides him oral

And what is so wrong with that?

Guess who I hooked with again. She likes doing it in the shower I guess. And yes, I made sure she cleaned my balls.

That post would've been better is you had said cleansed instead of cleaned...

I graduated high school. You'll figure it out.

I'm in Frisco Texas this week - a yuppie burg next to Plano north of DFW.

DFW is a nightmare to drive out of if you have never done that before.

Frisco would have to be urban to be a yuppie burg. Its a soccer mom and absentee Dad (because he's in the car for 4 hours a day, but the schools are probably great) type place.

Don't call it Frisco...

It's pronounced "Free-sko."

I always just stayed in Arlington by the ball park. Never had a problem leaving the airport though. Although to be fair after doing it every 3 weeks for 4 years I was numb to the beginning.

That's exactly how your wife felt about having sex with you...

At least my boys swam.

In all fairness, we'd be divorced by now anyway. She's a crazy bitch.

So, I'm walking down Fifth Avenue going to my office and I see a young white girl, hair tied back in a bun, no more than 19 - 24 years old, sitting with her back next to a church where a lot of homeless hang out. She was doing the classic thing done nowadays in NY where the bums don't look at you or ask for anything directly. She was sitting there, "Indian style," with her head down and a cardboard sign sitting in front of her (seemingly asking for change to help her with her impoverished plight...I don't know, I never read 'em). I fully intended to just blow right past her and pay her no mind, when I notice a light shining.

It turns out she was holding a phone in her lap behind the cardboard sign and texting...albeit a flip. I should have taken a picture.

http://www.gq.com/long-form/who-wants-t ... n-elephant

Fascinating long read on an elephant hunt. It perfectly captured, to me, everything a hunter would like communicated and everything a tree hugger would too. Excellent writing.

Bklyn wrote:http://www.gq.com/long-form/who-wants-t ... n-elephant

Fascinating long read on an elephant hunt. It perfectly captured, to me, everything a hunter would like communicated and everything a tree hugger would too. Excellent writing.

I can't stand to see a great animal shot now - bear, tiger, lion, elephant - anything that is a "sport" mammal and not food.

It makes me angry actually.