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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:14 pm

I had a porn star come in and talk about how she was sex trafficked when I was on the grand jury.

I didn't know her porn name though, only her real name

and it was really hard to masturbate to that story.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:01 pm

The fuck is bing?
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Post by Dave23 » Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:38 pm

I do like me some Brandi Love…
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Post by sardis » Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:40 pm

Yup, BrandiLove and Cherie DeVille. It's getting to where I can't get excited watching 20 somethings anymore. They all are tatted up with rings in their noses. Give me the old school.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:18 pm

Sardis old school
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Post by Tree » Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:44 pm

I'd eat it.
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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:45 pm

for whatever reason, Bing gives you better porn search results that google

the one thing Microsoft does better
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

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Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:18 pm Sardis old school

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my first wife was like that and she had a belly sideburn all the way up to belly button
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 27, 2022 6:09 pm

Oh geezbus
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Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:18 pm Sardis old school

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 27, 2022 6:21 pm

Don't remind me.
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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:24 am

"that wouldn't even be in the top 20 of worst things on my porn profile"

I was fixin to say...
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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:35 am

"I was so damn excited and turned on I went home and pounded Mrs. DS like the fate of the free world depended on it."

I'd be more worried about the fate of your floor joists (to say nothing of your bedframe)...

I gotta agree with sardis, I'm trending more towards older women in porn myself. I've been on a Mona Wales kick lately. She kinda reminds me of Leslie Mann, the wife in This Is 40 (and Judd Apatow's wife in real life)...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:38 am

I just keep searching "Blonde neighbor"
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:34 pm

I got more of an Anna Faris vibe from the Mona Wales video I watched…
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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 28, 2022 4:52 pm

That works too...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:56 am

No need for selfies.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:34 pm

Wanna see IBs head explode?

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