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Cletus wrote:

hansen wrote:

hedge wrote:His rants about how he moonlights as some kind of spiritual counselor have produced some moments of (unintended, to be sure) hilarity, however...

Yes, those are fantastic. We have a whole thread dedicated to his maxims. We call them IB-solutes.

Please share.

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=7883

Cletus wrote:

hansen wrote:

hedge wrote:His rants about how he moonlights as some kind of spiritual counselor have produced some moments of (unintended, to be sure) hilarity, however...

Yes, those are fantastic. We have a whole thread dedicated to his maxims. We call them IB-solutes.

Please share.

Don't you dare. DON'T YOU DARE!!!

i don't know much about boston college or whatever we're supposed to be talking about here, but believe me i know a little something about a little thing i like to call "chunkin the rock" along with some things about the best thirst quencher out there and why you should have directv. I also know this...message boards are all about a mixture of fine ingredients put together to make a wonderful fine dining experience. In this great big pizza we call sports message boards, innocentbystander is a better ingredient, for a better pizza...er board.

hansen wrote:

Cletus wrote:
Please share.

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=7883

You son of a bitch...you'll pay for this!!!

God bless the internets...

Peyton Manning wrote:i don't know much about boston college or whatever we're supposed to be talking about here, but believe me i know a little something about a little thing i like to call "chunkin the rock" along with some things about the best thirst quencher out there and why you should have directv. I also know this...message boards are all about a mixture of fine ingredients put together to make a wonderful fine dining experience. In this great big pizza we call sports message boards, innocentbystander is a better ingredient, for a better pizza...er board.

if this board was a pizza, nospace would've already ate it

hedge wrote:Was he the guy that used to go by "Higs" in here?

not sure, did he retire from the message blog only to come back and then retire again? did he wear gucci hats?

we've been looking for him

IB is checking in at a hotel and asks the desk clerk, "Is the porn channel disabled?"

The clerk replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."

AlabamAlum wrote:IB is checking in at a hotel and asks the desk clerk, "Is the porn channel disabled?"

The clerk replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."

You, sir, CLEARLY do not know MY friend, IB. IB does not watch pornographic movies.

AlabamAlum wrote:IB is checking in at a hotel and asks the desk clerk, "Is the porn channel disabled?"

The clerk replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."

This site needs an exalt feature, herein.

Just write "Backslap!" and he'll get the gist.

AlabamAlum wrote:IB is checking in at a hotel and asks the desk clerk, "Is the porn channel disabled?"

The clerk replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."

That was actually not a half bad attempt.

hedge wrote:I assume you guys are well familiar with his call to rescind the 19th amendment, as well as something else he refers to as "set point" (or threat point, or some shit, I'm still not sure what it means)

The reason why you don't know what it means is because you can't read.

http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2012/04/14/threatpoint/

After counseling quite a few divorced dads whose wives needlessly blew up their marriages (and yet, kept the house, child support, and alimony), you'd be surprised that the leverage within a marriage is an actual concept that academics are quite proud of (for the purposes of taming the violence in men.) You don't know what it means because there is apparently very little that you DO know....

I would think that taming violence is good thing. Unless you were the one under physical assault. That type of violence should be endorsed by all...

hedge wrote:I would think that taming violence is good thing. Unless you were the one under physical assault. That type of violence should be endorsed by all...

good for you...

...now click on the link.... and learn.

Why the hell is IB apologizing to me? Stupid Fuck.

"The reason why you don't know what it means is because you can't read."

Somewhat like the reason you can't lose weight is b/c you can't stop eating?

innocentbystander wrote:...I only post here every once in a while (just for the politics and travel and such) and you all come over here and mess everything all up....

I play nice in the sandbox with these people. I get along with them and I value their input...

I swear to God, if you fuck me up with these guys over here...

You've been warned.

I feel like I'm too late. I'm SOOOOOO sorry. These people don't appreciate people like us. We need to get away. Perhaps a cruise?

just when you thought BC fans couldn't get any lamer......

dave_rickart wrote:just when you thought BC fans couldn't get any lamer......

dave_rickart eats poo.