The Goat Pen

I was in Ireland all last week. If you like golf and you are reasonably competent, you should go.

I like golf. Reasonably competent is another issue.

Cletus wrote:I was in Ireland all last week. If you like golf and you are reasonably competent, you should go.

I plan on doing that someday for sure. Was in Scotland a few years back and was fortunate to play St. Andrews and tour the R&A museum. As a history buff as well as a golfer, it was one of the best times I've ever had. Hard to describe standing between the graves of Old Tom Morris and Young Tom.

did you hear his ghost tell you to "Go Play"?

1973 Fountain Square

http://www.retronaut.com/2011/11/founta ... nati-1973/

women that had titties back then knew it.

[img2]http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/upl ... /FC-13.jpg[/img2]
Looks much like present day Cincitucky.

While it's a shame Aunt Velma never married, it's certainly understandable.

AA - that one looks really good - thanks for all the input guys.

eCat wrote:1973 Fountain Square

http://www.retronaut.com/2011/11/founta ... nati-1973/

women that had titties back then knew it.

yes, that was the picture I was talking about

I wish they covered Michelangelo like this when I studied him in high school.

http://www.themillions.com/2014/05/thug ... raphs.html

Hooked up with an average looking chick tonight. She followed me home and I told her to park on the street. Boned her in the shower and then the bed. Nice sex. As I turned on ESPN after she asked me why I told her to park her BMW on the street since it was well maintained. I told her that if I wanted her to stay the night I would have had her park in the driveway. Probably won't do her again but her reaction was priceless. She actually burned rubber leaving she was so mad. My penis is happy though.

Dumb bitch.

I like the BMW add...to show that while she was a 6, at best, she was not destitute.

I don't screw with cheap ass hoes.

Anymore.

so showering with a chick you just met. I assume you either avoid it or you distract her while you wash your ass?

also, I would hope she'd like want to wash that cootchie while we are in there if she expects any oral action but how does she pull that move off in front of you?

I either try to get in the shower before her and go straight to ass/ball washing or linger around afterwards. Afterwards means you won't be dealing with any cold water issues. But you gotta be quick - they are only going to give you 30 seconds - maybe as much as 2 minutes before they come in or wonder what you are doing.

That's the beauty of being married for so long, You just tell them you're going to wash your ass now - and then she gives you tips - "scrub the taint really well too!" Showering together for old married couples is much more about hygiene now than the making out sex stuff.

Judge me if u must, but I'm interested in the answer...

I would consider a viable solution to be a public service announcement.

I like how even when dealing with a problem that requires quick action (ball warshing), eCat still manages to address the issue of timing as it relates to the hot water running out...

I have to say, I pretty much feel like if a chick is going to get in the shower with you on the first date, she probably ain't too worried about (and will probably actually appreciate) seeing you lather up the ass and balls. Hell, I would almost think she'd be doing it for you...

Well when you are paying for the tranny hooker like Rat does, you expect them to do what you want for the money and time.

Agree with Hedge...if she's not down there soaping the taint and licking it dry, something's not right there...