NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

[Jungle Rat]

I pray to God you are not quoting INXS lyrics.

[innocentbystander]

I pray to God you are not quoting INXS lyrics.

Praying to God is something you need to do quite a bit more of, and if you do, try to listen to what He tells you.

[Jungle Rat]

So you are that dumb.

[Jungle Rat]

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[Tree]

One of my biggest gripes in this world is that none of the Facts of Life girls has any nude or even semi nude pics. Tootie, Natalie, Blair. Not sure which I'd click first.

[DooKSucks]

Jesus. Natalie? Really? Dear God

[Jungle Rat]

I don't even want to know about his childhood.

[eCat]

You can get close - Dana Plato from Different Strokes

From Wikipedia
Plato also got involved in nude photography and softcore pornography in an effort to revive her career. She even went for breast augmentation.

[Jungle Rat]

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[hedge]

[eCat]

I bet she is younger than me photo

[hedge]

According to imdb, the show ran from 1979 to 1988 and she was on it from the beginning. Born in 1926, so she was 53 when it started. Not sure when that picture was from, but yeah, at least close to our age and only a couple years older at most (and maybe younger). Died in 2018 at the age of 92...

[eCat]

dag

[hedge]

I just saw an email in my spam folder from Squirt School with the subject line "Any girl can squirt". My question is, why was this sent to my spam folder?? Goddamn you, Yahoo Mail...

[Tree]

Jesus. Natalie? Really? Dear God

Absolutely Oprah. Can’t really do anything with Jo though. She probably had a dick now that I think about it.

[hedge]

When has that ever stopped you?

[eCat]

I watched this stepson video with a porn star named Ryan Conner and I felt she was definitely fap material

but this was like from 10 years ago. My mistake was using bing.com to get some more videos of her.

She will fuck anything that moves and now her tats have stretch marks.

I mean I'm still gonna jerk off to her because you know, its me

but just like they say you should never meet your heroes? You should never bing your fap material

[Tree]

You clicked a stepson vid? Yikes. Pretty sure that goes on your porn profile forever.

[eCat]

that wouldn't even be in the top 20 of worst things on my porn profile

[DooKSucks]

I watched this stepson video with a porn star named Ryan Conner and I felt she was definitely fap material

but this was like from 10 years ago. My mistake was using bing.com to get some more videos of her.

She will fuck anything that moves and now her tats have stretch marks.

I mean I'm still gonna jerk off to her because you know, its me

but just like they say you should never meet your heroes? You should never bing your fap material

I met Brandi Love at the RDU baggage claim in 2017. Mrs. DS was returning from a work trip to Dallas, and they were on the same flight. I was at the baggage claim together Mrs. DS' bag when I looked beside me and there stood Brandi Love. I started watching her stuff when I was in undergrad back in 2004/2005 when she had some grainy ass tapes from her house on her little website.I have used Brandi Love as mastubatory fodder thousands of times. She definitely showed some signs of aging, but she does a good job of taking care of herself. I introduced myself as a long time fan and got a selfie with her. She was actually quite pleasant to speak with and asked about my background, my wife and told me that she and her husband had been living in Raleigh for twenty years.

As Brandi walked off, she looked at my wife and smiled a big ass grin with a raised eye brow motion. Brandi had seen this scene before, and she knew what the result would be. I was so damn excited and turned on I went home and pounded Mrs. DS like the fate of the free world depended on it.