The Goat Pen

that is what the internet does.

You can find anything so one minute your sitting around thinking about the guy that played Mr. Green Jeans on Captain Kangaroo and thanks to google , 2 minutes later you're watching his grand daughter getting a reverse cowgirl by a black guy named Raoul.

Today was.....Can you ride Horses on the beach in Mexico? I still don't know but damn, I giggled my ass off at motherfuckers getting the shit kicked out of them.

Shit...now I'm heading to Google to check on "Mr. Green Jeans Captain Kangaroo Grand Daughter"...

This is how I would define rock bottom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... sleep.html

Obviously she has just realized that she has been with Flav...

"I was flipping around with Amazon movies and decided to watch Vanilla Sky."

That's one of my favorite movies. Very twisted. It's actually a remake of a spanish film that I haven't seen. I don't think Tom Cruise is a good actor at all, but that was one of his best roles. That and Tropic Thunder...

Disorientated?

I did not know that was a word.

I saw her in Venice (CA) one time with some young Italian dude. She's huge, wrinkly, thin, with a rack the size of two large watermelons, halved (short way) that stick straight out. Scary sight.

I had no idea where that movie was going, even with the constant references to that frozen dog

Every time I see Colin Farell say "If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?" on a trailer commercial, I get a powerful urge to say it "correctly" in a thick Austrian accent.

Jessie's reaction to Mars landing

took the kids to see Batman, got the times mixed up so we settled for Total Recall

3 boobed chick is hotter in this one

Technology

this version of total recall is technically superior in every way to the old one but it doesn't really capture the soul of the movie. Also the emphasis points are different so what they made a big deal out of before - like the pain that Arnold went thru to pull that giant booger covered gumball out of his nose is just a passing moment in this movie (without giving anything away)

[spoiler=]I hate the travel through the core of the planet. Just silly and unnecessary. They have helicopters and aircraft that can fly through the contamination zones. Hell, you have the resistance living there.[/spoiler]

I saw the new Bourne last night.

[spoiler=]Meh. Not as action-packed, and harder to believe, IMO. Genetic modifications? Kill all of the agents with a poison pill but decideS to kill one with a missile? Takes a gold watch when he has $40k cash in his jacket? Silly.[/spoiler]

my opinion is heavily biased because of seeing the first one, not that the first one was a great movie but Arnold was at his peak and going to the movies was more mainstream entertainment then.

Tuesday night is $5 movie night at our local theater so I can get the fambly in and out with a large tub of popcorn for $27, Our bar for seeing a "quality" movie is much lowered.

Yesterday was $6 movie night here.

eCat wrote:this version of total recall is technically superior in every way to the old one but it doesn't really capture the soul of the movie. Also the emphasis points are different so what they made a big deal out of before - like the pain that Arnold went thru to pull that giant booger covered gumball out of his nose is just a passing moment in this movie (without giving anything away)

I agree totally. The end doesn't really make since. [spoiler=]If it's that easy to disable the invasion, why doesn't Australia basically do that?[/spoiler]

Owlman wrote:

eCat wrote:this version of total recall is technically superior in every way to the old one but it doesn't really capture the soul of the movie. Also the emphasis points are different so what they made a big deal out of before - like the pain that Arnold went thru to pull that giant booger covered gumball out of his nose is just a passing moment in this movie (without giving anything away)

I agree totally. The end doesn't really make since. [spoiler=]If it's that easy to disable the invasion, why doesn't Australia basically do that?[/spoiler]

[spoiler=]I would assume because Carl or whatever his name is killed the Prime Minister leaving the patriots in disarray[/spoiler]

[spoiler=]Just goes to show, don't lead your army from the front[/spoiler]

"Yesterday was $6 movie night here."

Although it is more widely referred to as 75 peso movie night...