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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Tue May 14, 2013 1:45 pm

hits the 2 drink crowd at resteraunts. get that initial first drink now I have to defer the second or have the wife drive. what a load of hooey

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 14, 2013 1:58 pm

Yeah, I'm not too concerned about having a drink and then a glass or two of wine with dinner and then driving, not if it's .08. But .05 would put a kink in that...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 14, 2013 1:59 pm

I got a DUI about 15 years ago right after it had gone down from .1 to .08. I blew a .09 and wasn't even close to impaired (in my mind, anyway, and I do know the difference). That sucked...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 14, 2013 1:59 pm

I guess I see it differently. I wouldn't be too concerned about driving if I was .05 or .08 (or .10 for that matter) unless I hit a road block.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 14, 2013 2:02 pm

I think it may cause more suspensions of licenses than preventions of deaths...but I guess that's the point.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue May 14, 2013 3:47 pm

Sheesh, you could park your bike in that...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue May 14, 2013 5:10 pm

Oh boy...Pretty bold going after THE sandwich.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/05/14/Burg ... 368559160/

On a side note, I sure hope that kid wearing a yamukah is not eating a pork sandwich...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue May 14, 2013 5:23 pm

The McRib is McGross. It's an Encore-brand faux riblet with low rent sauce. Disgusting.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 14, 2013 6:19 pm

I knew the Tribe of Moses was losing its center when I was at a Nets Playoff game and the kid behind me was eating an Italian sausage sandwich with peppers (which is delicious...but definitely not kosher). At that point, lose the yamulke, kid. You're following the lowest hanging fruit of the rabbinical rules. It's like me claiming I'm a member of a pit crew because I wear a Kyle Busch NASCAR jacket.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Tue May 14, 2013 7:25 pm

Ontario switched to 0.05 last year

0.08 is a legit DUI, which for a first offender usually gets plead down to a careless driving charge & a 1 year suspension on the license

0.05 gets you an automatic 90 day suspension
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue May 14, 2013 7:30 pm

Brook's a Kyle fan, huh?
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Post by Bklyn » Tue May 14, 2013 7:47 pm

Heh...about as much as Mitt Romney. Seriously, I do have friends that work for NASCAR (which is inexplicably located in NYC...I would have thought it would be in Charlotte or Atlanta).

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Tue May 14, 2013 9:49 pm

Yeah, the chick in the arch was eyeing the scenery pretty much constantly. Even when camel toe was walking away. Could be a lifetime movie in there.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed May 15, 2013 8:25 am

I thought she was some kind of new age feminist health nut type who was proud of her yoni and into goddess worship and the like...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Wed May 15, 2013 8:28 am

I haven't watched the video with the sound on so I have no idea what she's into.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed May 15, 2013 10:19 am

I sent it to my brother and he replied, "it definitely was caused by a seam on the clothes. A camel toe that pronounced would not be visible considering the huge hippy bush she has to have down there."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed May 15, 2013 10:21 am

Bklyn wrote:I sent it to my brother and he replied, "it definitely was caused by a seam on the clothes. A camel toe that pronounced would not be visible considering the huge hippy bush she has to have down there."
see, this is like when I point out a woman with nice tits and the first response you get back is "oh they're fake"

yea...so?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 15, 2013 10:42 am

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Post by Saint » Wed May 15, 2013 10:44 am

Mons Venus

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 15, 2013 11:09 am

I would like to see the stats on BAC levels in fatal dui accidents. I find it hard to believe there are a bunch under .08

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