The Goat Pen

Meh.

If the Gators had beaten the Noles, it wouldn't have meant anything to the CFB world except for Gator fans. Same as it is now after FSU won. However, with the dominance that Bama has shown and the mad scramble to find 3 other playoff-worthy teams this year, an end-of-year loss by Bama would throw the whole thing into chaos and everyone would be talking about it.

People would also be talking about a fire at an orphanage that killed 300 children, but that doesn't mean it's a good thing.

The Gray Ghost wrote:Coach Mac - to borrow an old political campaign slogan: It's the OLine stupid! This is 7 years in a row now of absolute crap on the front 7. FSwho reportedly had mediocre defense this year, what the hell is Bammer going to do to them next week? Go recruit a shitload of good linemen and don't bother coming back this Spring without them.

yes I know it could have been worse - we could have lost to Vandy.

Bammer??

I can always count on AA for an honest, very accurate, response.

No the fuck it would not be fun to watch... Heh!

AlabamAlum wrote:No, the fuck, it wouldn't be "fun for CFB to see." It would be as fun as the beloved family dog being ran over by a garbage truck, cracking his poor little spine and causing massive internal injuries where, somehow, he weakly crawls to the side of the road, dragging his paralyzed hind legs behind him, and him suffering for hours before dying a slow, painful, horrible death alone.

Dang, that ranks right up there with "Was it a dream?"

"It would be as fun as the beloved family dog being ran over by a garbage truck, cracking his poor little spine and causing massive internal injuries where, somehow, he weakly crawls to the side of the road, dragging his paralyzed hind legs behind him, and him suffering for hours before dying a slow, painful, horrible death alone."

That might be fun for the neighbors who were sick of his barking and terrorizing of the neighborhood...

No, the neighbors loved him. Years ago a coyote wandered into the neighbor's yard and had little Meagan (the neighbor's 2-year-old child with cerebral palsy) cornered. Ranger (the beloved family dog) ran to the rescue, chased the coyote off (even though he was half the coyote's size) and saved the child. He never barks at night and always brings their paper from the paper boy's errant toss to the shrubs up onto the porch. Everyone says he is the best and most loved doggie ever. He is the better angel of our humanity. Or he was, until the, you know, garbage truck thing.

Plot twist: Nick Saban was driving the garbage truck

Yes. Life lessons are important. Thank you, Coach Saban.

damn. If UF does somehow win Saturday we'll have the image of that poor little pooch ruining the moment.

Harper attended the University of Alabama.

Roll Tide.

and she became good friends with Pat Dye of all people...

There is a coyote roaming through our neighborhood and golf course.

How many coyotes would it take to bring down prey like DS?

One coyote is good for 75 pounds. So, what? 6?

DooKSucks wrote:and she became good friends with Pat Dye of all people...

There is a coyote roaming through our neighborhood and golf course.

Is the "coyote" as in the canine, or "coyote" as in a person who smuggles illegals into the US for profit?

BTW, I was in Pittsboro yesterday. The local Lowe's wants you back, DS. Really bad.

DS would wade thru a pack of coyotes like the marshmallow man in Ghostbusters terrorizing the city...

I have a friend who has a coy-dog. It's pretty aggressive.

A friend of mine had a husky/wolf mix, he was as cool as they come, but he could've done some damage if provoked...

I wish he would have.