The Goat Pen

innocentbystander wrote:

Professor Tiger wrote:

innocentbystander wrote:
my ex-wife's brain is so beautiful, so sexy. She has a sexy brain.

Why did you divorce her? She obviously isn't allowed to divorce you.

For that matter, I thought you didn't believe in divorce.

I had to divorce her. She kept trying to stick her erect Adam's Apple in my anus.

Instead of her penis?

50 Shades of IB.

Actually the teaparty crazy guy planned the theatre shooting ahead of time, with switched license plates and disguises. There's no indication that a cellphone set him off. It's just as likely that Hillary's emails lit the fuse.

At least he died yelling "Roll Damn Tide" instead of "Allahu Akbar."

Seeing as how he bought his gun in Phenix City...it's more likely people heard "War Damn Eagle!"

bluetick wrote:Seeing as how he bought his gun in Phenix City...it's more likely people heard "War Damn Eagle!"

Most of his criminal activity was committed across the 13th Street Bridge in Columbus, yet he attacked a theater in Louisiana?

My guess is he yelled "Eff the SEC!"

Nah. Bama fans are the ones who do crazy violent stuff like throwing bricks through their head coach's office window, sexually assaulting unconscious rival fans in Krystal's, poisoning 100 year old oak trees, shooting their fellow fans at parties who don't show enough anger after a loss, etc.

Auburn fans don't do stuff like that. For that matter, NOBODY else's fans do stuff like that.

My personal favorite:

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Alabama women seem quite desperate for attention.

Google "Phyllis from Mulga," listen, and enjoy.

Professor Tiger wrote:Nah. Bama fans are the ones who do crazy violent stuff like throwing bricks through their head coach's office window, sexually assaulting unconscious rival fans in Krystal's, poisoning 100 year old oak trees, shooting their fellow fans at parties who don't show enough anger after a loss, etc.

Auburn fans don't do stuff like that. For that matter, NOBODY else's fans do stuff like that.

No offense, but you're a fucking idiot.

So Bama fans didn't throw a brick through their coach's office window, sexually assault an unconscious rival fan in a Krystal's, poison 100 year old oak trees, shoot their fellow Bama fans at a party for not being angry enough at the loss, etc?

I think his implication is that there is a tree poisoner in every fan base...

Killing a lion in Africa, worthy of leading the news on all networks, outrage sparked all over.....

Killing a baby, harvesting body parts for sell......meh.

Death threats have been sent to the American dentist who killed Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe earlier this month amid growing anger over the protected animal's slaughter.

Tributes to the butchered lion have poured in thousands of miles away at Dr Walter Palmer's office in Bloomington, Minnesota, where protesters dressed as 'dentist hunters' also threw stuffed lions at his house.



Damned rwnj teabaggers.

"Liberals think of themselves as very open-minded, but that’s simply not true! Liberalism has sadly become a knee-jerk ideology, with people barricaded in their comfortable little cells. They think that their views are the only rational ones, and everyone else is not only evil but financed by the Koch brothers. It’s so simplistic!"

http://www.salon.com/2015/07/29/camille ... _not_true/

I like her other article noting the similarities between the sex habits of Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton.

aTm wrote:I think his implication is that there is a tree poisoner in every fan base...

So I'm supposed to believe fans of other programs do that kind of thing all the time. Like all the times that a Miss. State fan poisoned trees in the grove at Ole Miss, and all the times Tennessee fans through bricks through Dooley's window, and all the times Florida fans sexually assaulted passed-out Georgia fans after the WLOCP, or all the times an Ohio State fan shot another Ohio State for lack of outrage after losing to Michigan.

Yeah, that kind of thing always happens in every CFB fan base.

Well, to be fair, aTm football players ate Bevo, the University of Texas Longhorn mascot. But that was back in the '20's.

And Jackie Sherrill did castrate a bull before his Miss State Bulldogs played Texas.

I guess there was just too much Aggie/Bulldog in them.