The Goat Pen

the ole tick on the ball sack delimma

better than the asshole

It's not like you need it. I'm more concerned as to why you were naked in the woods with Cub Scouts.

eCat wrote:the ole tick on the ball sack delimma

better than the asshole

yes, because you can see it. Although my eyes are so bad now, I was having a hard time getting the white-hot tweezers on the tick and not my sack. it took 3-4 times before I did it without searing pain.

Dumbass

It's just a tick. Pull it off and forget about it.

I did but my nutsack hasn't. there's a crusty welt where the head is still embedded that's getting bigger. that coupled with my lunch of asparagus has made pissing an unpleasant experience today.

Where's your fancy newspaper covered Obamacare? Isn't this easily solved?

Saint is the next Floater. Soon he'll be making toast in the microwave.

Saint wrote:I did but my nutsack hasn't. there's a crusty welt where the head is still embedded that's getting bigger. that coupled with my lunch of asparagus has made pissing an unpleasant experience today.

I don't play when it comes to my nuts. I'd have my lady doctor looking at them, holding them, examining them up close and personal

So back up bitch b/c I'm strugglin'
Just get on yo knees and then start jugglin'
These motherfuckin nuts in yo mouf
It's me, Warren G, the nigga with the clout!

Man, I haven't seen a Warren G quote in about 15 years, or more. Well done.

I make sure all my doctors are women. I'm just more comfortable with the ball juggling and prostate fondling (which I've been able to avoid so far, thank God) happening with a woman. An Asian woman with tiny hands, preferably.

Bklyn wrote:Man, I haven't seen a Warren G quote in about 15 years, or more. Well done.

I make sure all my doctors are women. I'm just more comfortable with the ball juggling and prostate fondling (which I've been able to avoid so far, thank God) happening with a woman. An Asian woman with tiny hands, preferably.

prostate twice now by my woman doctor. She leans forward over your shoulder when she does it - like a burglar cracking a safe

LOL. Post of the day. Your quips will get you in the Hall one day.

I wonder if Warren G secretly regrets the song Regulate because he comes off like a little bitch.

Nate Dogg has no such regrets.

Nate Dogg scorecard-
Out looking for Warren G
Sees car full of girls
Looks so good horny girls wreck their car
Finds Warren G
Lays them busters down
makes bodies turn cold
Leads Warren back to the girls
Gets told he looks real nice
Asked for a ride

Warren G scorecard-
Looks for some skirts, finds none
Actively umps into a dice game with some not so nice guys
Gets jacked
Breaks his self
Whines about it
Pontificates
Gets rescued by Nate
Follows Nate around while he sets up the hookup

I get a boner regardless if the doc holding my nuts is male or female. They just like to be touched.

That's very David Bowie of you.

Excellent job aTm. Excellent job.

Fortunately, I have a young female physician checking me. Unfortunately, she insists on wearing rubber gloves...

found a tic on my ass cheek today in the shower felt this bump --cut my front yard yesterday must be when I got it. probalby burrowed for almost a day.

fuckin tics