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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:48 pm

That happened to the US in Seoul.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:53 pm

thats a cool tat he has - a necklace with a cross.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:32 pm

I think Roy Jones was one of the dudes robbed in Seoul...and not the good kind of robbed, like Ryan Lochte.
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:48 pm

Roy Jones is like the poster child of getting robbed in Olympic boxing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:41 pm

holy shit, can you be any more of a moron?

from KSR...................

Just this morning, I wrote that I didn’t think Ryan Lochte was capable of totally making up the story about being robbed at gunpoint in Rio, but it turns out he is. Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, Lochte’s teammates that were detained in Rio for questioning, confirmed to Brazilian authorities this morning that Lochte made the story up to cover up an incident at a gas station. After a night out on the town, Lochte and his fellow Team USA swimmers stopped at a gas station to use the restroom, and upon finding it locked, broke down the door, peed all over the building, and fought with a security guard. There’s even security footage to confirm it. D’oh.

Last night, Lochte told Matt Lauer that he and the swimmers stopped at a gas station to use the bathroom, and once back in the taxi, were robbed at gunpoint; however, surveillance footage of the players arriving back at the Olympic village shows them in good spirits with many of the items they said were stolen in their possession. Since then, Lochte flew back to the US while his teammates got stuck in Rio, and now, here we are.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:50 pm

I saw the video. If anything it kinda confirmed his story (at least the skeleton of it, heavily embellished and altered by omission). They may have been doing some dumb shit, and totally deserved this, but what you see is them walking calmly through the area under a gas station canopy and get in a cab, after kinda drunkenly almost getting in another wrong cab that was sitting there filling up too. Then somebody walks up and talks to the cabby and makes them all get out, they all walk off screen except one swimmer who puts his hands up before following. Then theres another view from a different angle in a different place where 3 have their hands up and all sit down, and you cant really tell whats happening but clearly they are forced to remain there seated. Then there are missing periods of time on the tapes like they left some of it out (for instance it skips a couple minutes right after a guy walks up with something in his hand and leans into the cabbies window, it skips, then it shows them all getting out).

The police say now that they "voluntarily" paid the owner of the gas station, but IMO its clear that whatever interaction they had was at least partially at gunpoint. So there was a money exchange at gunpoint, but according to the cops it was a "non-robby" money exchange at gun point. Plus if any of this happened in broken English and portuguese, who knows what the fuck these drunk assholes really thought was going down.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:26 pm

wow

edited/skipped tape

smh

sounds like he showed his ass and got a gun pulled on him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:34 pm

Like I believe the cops over there.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:44 am

I have no idea what to believe about this whole situation.
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Post by eCat » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:15 pm

The USA mens diving team has a guy named Steele Johnson

why have we not heard about this until now?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:30 pm

Good point.
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Post by eCat » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:39 pm

Pitino wrote a book while he was coach at UK called "Success is a choice"

Calipari has a book coming out called "Success is the only option"

the man just lives to fuck with Pitino any chance he gets
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:35 am

Probably what really happened. Another no big deal event made big deal by lying about it.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/19/sport/us- ... index.html

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Post by eCat » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:37 pm

Bolt running as a guide for a blind paraolympic runner.

Hard to find a reason not to like this guy

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:39 pm

I was just helping him across the finish line!

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:25 pm

He supports Man U. That's enough to make him questionable. Other than that, he is great at marketing himself as a likeable guy.
eCat wrote:Bolt running as a guide for a blind paraolympic runner.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:17 pm

Hedge wouldn't think so. He'd just make fun of the colored guy for losing.

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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:38 pm

I'm not sure how I feel about Nissan advertising over a blind woman's eyes

I can just hear that board room decision being made

"I tell you lets put Nissan on her boobs..everyone is gonna look at her boobs"

"no she's blind - people are going to stare at her eyes!"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:41 pm

Who the fuck was even looking at her boobs in the first place? Sick motherfucker

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:44 pm

you can't look at a blind woman's boobs?


that's like forbidden fruit

now I want to have sex with a blind woman
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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