The Goat Pen

It's just a friendly jibe at your ignorant, fucked up heritage. It doesn't mean anything!

Mook,

Um, yeah. Cut me. Cut me, uh, deep. Or something.

Anyway, like I was saying....just take my advice. We can leave it at that.

Aren't you a Saints fan, AA? Shouldn't you be sipping Cutty Sark and snickering right now?

And for fuck's sake, Mook, please, no more YouTube retorts. I mean, that's just embarrassing. It's a step below a dance off. Shameful. Even if you used to be funny, it doesn't mean you have to abandon all pride.

Cutty? Yikes. Yes, I'm a Saints fan. But it's the colts. Not like we're playing a real team.

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Oh, sorry, I thought this is the part of the program where we just keep recycling stale material. By all means, if you have anything, and I mean ANYTHING at all that is funny and/ OR original to add to the conversation, AA... please PLEASE for the love all that is holy and good... proceed.

But if you just want to rewarm the same cold pile of dog shit... well I guess I understand, you have a very stressful job.

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See what I did there?

I could draw you up a diagram if you don't.

yeah, let's see the diagram

Im gonna need the diagram.

Wow. You went out of your way to prove me right.

Shameful, but really more sad. I'll leave you alone now. It's probably too late, anyway.

AlabamAlum wrote:Mook,

You used to be funny. Now? Not so much. Get your mojo back, my man. Take a day off. Get laid, get drunk, go for a run. Something, anything, to break the rut.

Agreed. Half the time I have no idea what he is posting about. Even Ding would be ashamed.

goldenbear wrote:Drew cant play this year can he,,

No. But what else is new? His sorry ass never could play.

See what I did was I mocked AA's use of stale material (this is like the 10th time he has gotten upset by me making a joke about the south and reacted by saying some version of "you used to be funny"). In response I used a very stale trope of mocking AA (his job as nurse, and specifically I do believe he has been called Nurse Ratched on many occasions) combined with doing so in a youtube video reply. The very thing he was just claiming to also get under his skin.

It was masterful.

Another pair of old Goat Pen stand bys. AA claiming victory and "walking away". And Rat piling on in an attempt to "be the straw".


My mentioning this will of course make AA reply again... even though he has already claimed to be done or bored or needs to do something more important or whatever version he chooses to use.

Rat will simply plow ahead. Perhaps more predictable than AA's tactics. A one step process as opposed to AA's 3 step process, but a more honest tact at least.

Retire. Carson.

ahem

er, I mean Mook.

Nice edit.

As you see from the time stamp I was adding the second paragraph+ whilst you were putting up your own pithy reply. The fact that I nailed it is merely due to my familiarity with you and the rest of the Goat Pen regulars. No cheating was involved. Too bad I can't make money of this talent.

Then again with lame powers come lame responsibilities.

3 minutes to edit? Sad.