The Goat Pen

They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.

Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.

You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...

KeviNole wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.

You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...

You guys got $50,000,000? cut the ACC a check and we'll let you go (call that the ACC-divorce settlement.) Otherwise, you are stuck with BC, ha ha, and fuck you.

KeviNole wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.

You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...

And COMBINED they have fewer trailers per capita than the Tallahassee area...

I am not trying to talk shit to the Bama fans here, but Finebaum was gold today.

Who you callin' a lunatic, Brando!?

GBJs wrote:

KeviNole wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.

You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...

And COMBINED they have fewer trailers per capita than the Tallahassee area...

I don't know the Trailers Per Capita figure for Tallahassee itself, but the competition is fierce:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_state_ha ... per_capita
first place: Alabama: one trailor per 148.6 persons
second place: Mississippi one trailor per 168 persons

LMAO!

...at least they're double wides...

...at least they're double wides...

And so are their mobile homes.

With so many mobile homes around here, no wonder there are so many tornadoes.

"It wasn't the Crimson on your shirts, but several consecutive years of fielding badass teams....

No, this thinking goes back to Shula and Dubose teams."

Or even the Mike Price team...

"With so many mobile homes around here, no wonder there are so many tornadoes."

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone always loses a trailer...

Awful.

Are you referring to the tornado or the redneck divorce? Being a Bammer fan, I suspect you have firsthand personal experience with both, so I wouldn't dream of attempting to usurp your authority on these matters...

(this is purely gratuitous sassus, it's 4:44 a.m. exactly, woke up at 3 and couldn't sleep, so now I'm nursing a snifter of scotch and water glass of boredom. At any rate...)...

Tornados are awful. Any family giving up on marriage is awful.

I've seen tornados. I'm lucky enough to have been maried only once and we've been married for 30 years this past August.



sooo what kind of scotch???

I'm not picky at this hour: Ballantine's (I like the rectangular bottle)...

Also, congrats on the 30 years of blissful matrimony...

Lt. Frank Drebin: You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman.
[Ed looks increasingly disgusted as Frank goes on]
Lt. Frank Drebin: You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs... "
[Ed starts foaming at the mouth... literally]
Lt. Frank Drebin: I just want love, Ed.
Ed Hocken: I'm sure you'll... find love, Frank.

hedge wrote:I'm not picky at this hour: Ballantine's (I like the rectangular bottle)...

Shit. My mother drinks that if she doesn't want a nice scotch. She's too stingy to drink the good stuff if she is buying and not drinking in front of others. My sister and I call her Hilda Goldberg for a reason...

IIRC, JFK drank Ballantine's.

She's too stingy to drink the good stuff if she is buying and not drinking in front of others.

stingy = Scottish

not drinking in front of others = Baptist

I don't always drink Scotch, but when I do, I prefer Glenfiddich. Stay thirsty, my friends.

Whewwww. Got by that one.

Auburn.... yer on the clock.

I assume you and AA were holding your breath before that Western Carolina game. I just hope your players escaped without serious injuries.