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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:02 pm

They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.

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Post by KeviNole » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:18 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.
You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:41 pm

KeviNole wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.
You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...
You guys got $50,000,000? cut the ACC a check and we'll let you go (call that the ACC-divorce settlement.) Otherwise, you are stuck with BC, ha ha, and fuck you.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:47 pm

KeviNole wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.
You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...
And COMBINED they have fewer trailers per capita than the Tallahassee area...
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:21 pm

I am not trying to talk shit to the Bama fans here, but Finebaum was gold today.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by KeviNole » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:37 pm

GBJs wrote:
KeviNole wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:They don't allow trailer trash like FSU in the SEC. You know that by now.
You have two Mississippi schools and two Alabama schools...
And COMBINED they have fewer trailers per capita than the Tallahassee area...
I don't know the Trailers Per Capita figure for Tallahassee itself, but the competition is fierce:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_state_ha ... per_capita
first place: Alabama: one trailor per 148.6 persons
second place: Mississippi one trailor per 168 persons

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:56 pm

LMAO!

...at least they're double wides...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:07 pm

...at least they're double wides...
And so are their mobile homes.

With so many mobile homes around here, no wonder there are so many tornadoes.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:09 pm

"It wasn't the Crimson on your shirts, but several consecutive years of fielding badass teams....

No, this thinking goes back to Shula and Dubose teams."

Or even the Mike Price team...
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Post by hedge » Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:18 pm

"With so many mobile homes around here, no wonder there are so many tornadoes."

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Someone always loses a trailer...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:51 pm

Awful.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:45 am

Are you referring to the tornado or the redneck divorce? Being a Bammer fan, I suspect you have firsthand personal experience with both, so I wouldn't dream of attempting to usurp your authority on these matters...

(this is purely gratuitous sassus, it's 4:44 a.m. exactly, woke up at 3 and couldn't sleep, so now I'm nursing a snifter of scotch and water glass of boredom. At any rate...)...
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Post by GBJs » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:59 am

Tornados are awful. Any family giving up on marriage is awful.

I've seen tornados. I'm lucky enough to have been maried only once and we've been married for 30 years this past August.



sooo what kind of scotch???
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:03 am

I'm not picky at this hour: Ballantine's (I like the rectangular bottle)...
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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:21 am

Also, congrats on the 30 years of blissful matrimony...

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:40 pm

hedge wrote:I'm not picky at this hour: Ballantine's (I like the rectangular bottle)...
Shit. My mother drinks that if she doesn't want a nice scotch. She's too stingy to drink the good stuff if she is buying and not drinking in front of others. My sister and I call her Hilda Goldberg for a reason...

IIRC, JFK drank Ballantine's.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:07 pm

She's too stingy to drink the good stuff if she is buying and not drinking in front of others.
stingy = Scottish

not drinking in front of others = Baptist

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:20 pm

Whewwww. Got by that one.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:57 pm

I assume you and AA were holding your breath before that Western Carolina game. I just hope your players escaped without serious injuries.
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