The Goat Pen

This was my favorite one:

"Fred VanVleet, 5'11" senior guard, Wichita State: "I hear he's been working out great, but I don't see him making the league. What does he do? He couldn't hold Cat Barber's jock, and Cat's probably going to be middle second round. He's so small, not a great athlete, struggled getting places in pick and roll. I think he goes undrafted.""

<Paul Lamm voice>Uh-uh, now, Cat Barber...</PLv>

the only UK kid I think it going to make an impact is Murray. I'm not even sure Poythress enjoys playing competitive basketball. Skal is a 7 footer who wants to shoot jump shots from 15 foot.

There was a draft?

I wish you were standing in the back draft of a house fire...

eCat wrote:the only UK kid I think it going to make an impact is Murray. I'm not even sure Poythress enjoys playing competitive basketball. Skal is a 7 footer who wants to shoot jump shots from 15 foot.

I like how you used "15 foot" instead of "feet" there to remain true to your hillbilly upbringing. eCat keepin it real!

I didn't even notice that

I think we're all indebted to Gabby eCat, for clearly stating what needed to be saaid. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age...

my mom is visiting me this week and my wife complains that whenever I get around my family I turn back into a hillbilly.

I get louder and start talking out the side of my mouth which results in that Appalachian slur

Plus, you break out the possumburgers from the deep freezer.

"I get louder and start talking out the side of my mouth which results in that Appalachian slur"

I can only imagine what that sounded like when you had the Bell's palsey...

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eCat wrote:my mom is visiting me this week and my wife complains that whenever I get around my family I turn back into a hillbilly.

... ain't nairy much nuttin' wrong wid dat

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Those folks sound like yankees compared to the way people sound in eastern NC.

The first guy on the video is from NC.....

I said "eastern NC" which is a whole different special kind of country than these fancy-pants hilljacks.

Hedge is a dickhead.

Needed to be said.

Saint wrote:I said "eastern NC" which is a whole different special kind of country than these fancy-pants hilljacks.

I taught school with a girl from Hertford in Perquimmins County in eastern NC.... she talked normal.

Stu is overstating the case. There are pockets of marble-mouth idiots around here that you practically need a translator to decipher, but I'm sure there's no shortage of those type anywhere in appalachia or elsewhere in Kentucky, Tennessee or anywhere else in the south. It's actually like a deep scottich brogue, of which it is an amalgomation...

You're still a dickhead

"I like how you used "15 foot" instead of "feet" there to remain true to your hillbilly upbringing. eCat keepin it real!"

In light of that, this kinda reminded me of eCat:

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