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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:45 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Not a DUI if your keys aren't in the ignition.
Sounds like a man with some experience in DUI's...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:18 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Not a DUI if your keys aren't in the ignition.
Yeah. That's a common myth. You can be charged with DWI on a bicycle in NC, but the statute specifically excludes horses...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:32 pm

I didn't know horses could drink in NC...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:36 pm

OK. That was better than the joke I was gonna write.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:38 pm

Throw it out there, let the rabble decide...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:39 pm

Self-editing is my strong suit. It keeps my aura of cool intact.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:49 pm

the power of a stripper scandal

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This morning, Governor Matt Bevin announced he is removing all existing members from the UofL Board of Trustees and naming an interim board. He went even further and announced that UofL President James Ramsey is resigning, possibly immediately. According to Bevin, Ramsey “too wants to see a fresh start.”

How unexpected was this? The UofL board members weren’t notified prior to Bevin’s announcement. Bevin said he’s received Ramsey’s letter of resignation, and while Ramsey is prepared to step down immediately, the process could take up to two weeks.

When asked, Bevin denied that Rick Pitino or the sex scandal drove him to make this move.

“The athletic side has not driven my concerns,” Bevin said, adding that he has not spoken to Pitino about the decision.
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actually Ramsey was a continual fuck up from funds allocation to a number of personnel issues. He knew there wasn't plan B for him out there so he was holding on as tight as he could with this job.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:17 pm

Dammit, somebody answer my question. Wasn't George Lapides the king of the mini-golfer brigade at CNNSI?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:29 pm

Bklyn wrote:Self-editing is my strong suit. It keeps my aura of cool intact.
If you said nothing at all you'd be a veritable Fonzi...
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Post by hedge » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:31 pm

Saint wrote:Dammit, somebody answer my question. Wasn't George Lapides the king of the mini-golfer brigade at CNNSI?
Now, you asked a question... and you deserve an answer...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:09 pm

it was rigged dammit

the whole 21 point lead in the first quarter was rigged.

the whole 25 fouls on each team was rigged dammitt

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball- ... 02561.html

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:59 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Not a DUI if your keys aren't in the ignition.
Sounds like a man with some experience in DUI's...
Hello? Is this really Wiz?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:06 pm

Yes, Lapides is gone.

Long live Lapides, and Big Chewy, and El Commodoro, wherever they are...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:11 pm

Hopefully deep in the Mississippi

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:02 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:
THE_WIZARD_ wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Not a DUI if your keys aren't in the ignition.
Sounds like a man with some experience in DUI's...
Hello? Is this really Wiz?
Wiz=fatgot

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:25 am

I thought he broke his fucking arm

then he bounces up and makes the free throw

and the block

2nd best player of all time

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:22 am

What was the deal with Bill Russell being on the platform? Was he supposed to hand out the mvp trophy? He wasn't acknowledged or anything.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:28 am

You acknowledged him...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:44 am

So where does LeBron play next?

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