The Goat Pen

innocentbystander wrote:Cletus,

Cletus wrote:

innocentbystander wrote: One of you LIVES to give other people a hard time.

Sounds like he's perfect.

tre is okay most of the time. he just gets his butt hurt and throws a needless hissy fit with people who would do him no harm. its like when its his time of the month and he's on the rag, don't say anything that might sting his feelings in anyway or he ruthlessly bans with no regard to whether it was warranted.

The funny part is that innocentbystander was banned because he refused to admit that he was wrong. He was presented with factual representations from news sources in addition to eyewitness accounts and responded to all of them with "that's not how I remember it."

IB is trying to play innocent here but he was actually the instigator. In this one instance, TRE is correct. He is also tough and handsome and not at all fat. Pretty much the opposite of innocentbystander.

You should also ban both TRE accounts. They will find a way to ruin this little slice of Utopia you've established here.

"I swear to God, if you fuck me up with these guys over here"

A little late for that, isn't it?

"You should also ban both TRE accounts. They will find a way to ruin this little slice of Utopia you've established here."

That's what we've been looking for...

hedge, i like your avatar

do you know vinny higgins?

Was he the guy that used to go by "Higs" in here?

We need more minions!!! MORE I SAY!!

TAKE THIS PEN GLOBAL BITCHES!

hedge wrote:"I swear to God, if you fuck me up with these guys over here"

A little late for that, isn't it?

What did it for you, the misogyny, the xenophobia, or never finishing his stories?

hansen wrote:

hedge wrote:"I swear to God, if you fuck me up with these guys over here"

A little late for that, isn't it?

What did it for you, the misogyny, the xenophobia, or never finishing his stories?

Don't forget the preaching and constant texting.

All of the above. His only saving grace is that he will sometimes tout a team or a particular game as a sure thing, in which case you can bet against that team with supreme confidence...

Hedge has a good point. That is the one benefit that disappeared with IB once he took his balls and went home. Of course, when he got home he gave his balls back to his wife for "safe keeping."

I assume you guys are well familiar with his call to rescind the 19th amendment, as well as something else he refers to as "set point" (or threat point, or some shit, I'm still not sure what it means), the manosphere (the introduction of which term should be enough on its own to ensure universal scorn upon him), and, as if that weren't enough (but it is, it is enough), something about a red pill and a blue pill. At any rate, the word "pill" is certainly one I have associated with IB for a long time. His rants about how he moonlights as some kind of spiritual counselor have produced some moments of (unintended, to be sure) hilarity, however...

I do like how he has raised his porcupine quills when you guys came in, as if you were disturbing him in some kind of oasis of good will and concord that he's found in here. Now that's funny...

That's all good stuff but the best thing that he's rallied on in the last couple of years was his attempts to diet. He was going the old no-carb Atkins route which deeply interrupted his standard fare of Olive Garden and other "foodie" type establishments. It also interrupted his ability to move his bowels.

He had inherent problems with not being able to down basket after basket of endless breadsticks but saw it as no big deal that his intestines will filling with rock hard fecal matter.

It's nice to know that everywhere he goes he's considered a board treasure.

It's also nice to know that we didn't fuck him up over here with you guys.

Has he ever shared any of his stories? They all seem to center around some tech nerd with a lowly function in a large organization that chases a girl that's out of his league. On the hero's quest to obtaining his goal he usually gets side tracked by unlubricated anal sex with other women of great beauty and wisdom. If you've read one, you've read them all. Of course, I don't know that he's ever finished one. He usually gets distracted about the time that the hot girl with the loose morals climbs into the shower with the character he's depicting to be him.

He once had the greatest cookout in New England history. People drove hundreds of miles to get there, and something about rules girls and kicking people out for smoking weed.

DON'T WORRY, IB! I'M HERE TO DEFEND YOUR HONOUR! THE REST OF YOU NEED TO BACK OFF!!! NOW!!!

You've been warned

innocentbystander wrote:rat, dave, and aTm,

I apologize. I know them. They are from another blog that I used to blog on, but I have since moved on because I don't get along with one of the moderators. Its been a year since I have been there and these guys keep teasing me to get me to return. I left without storming off, just left. And in my absence, they have been looking around the interwebs trying to find the various other blogs that I post on. It appears they found this one with a google search of Troy Flutie's name. That is my fault.

DON'T FALL INTO THEIR EVIL TRAP, IB!!! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT!

aTm wrote:He once had the greatest cookout in New England history. People drove hundreds of miles to get there, and something about rules girls and kicking people out for smoking weed.

The Rules Girls party was a pretty good story but not as entertaining as the night that he was a part of a Wiccan ritual that could have ended with him as the one penis in an orgy foursome. We said that if he couldn't produce pictures we'd know he was lying so he gave us this.



We're pretty sure he was lying.

hedge wrote:His rants about how he moonlights as some kind of spiritual counselor have produced some moments of (unintended, to be sure) hilarity, however...

Yes, those are fantastic. We have a whole thread dedicated to his maxims. We call them IB-solutes.

Link?

aTm wrote:He once had the greatest cookout in New England history. People drove hundreds of miles to get there, and something about rules girls and kicking people out for smoking weed.

It was a good cookout, but not as good as the clam bake he attended on Cape Cod in the fall of 2012. He's a "huge BC fan," but he bailed on the chance to attend his first BC football game in 10 years so he could eat.

hansen wrote:

hedge wrote:His rants about how he moonlights as some kind of spiritual counselor have produced some moments of (unintended, to be sure) hilarity, however...

Yes, those are fantastic. We have a whole thread dedicated to his maxims. We call them IB-solutes.

Please share.