The Goat Pen

Bklyn wrote:From what I understand, his hand and feet size are not commiserate with phallic girth. He's just a regular dude. It's nothing to be ashamed of (from what I've heard), but it's nothing to write home to the hardcore groupie nation about.

"Honestly," says Miss Power, "there's no star that I haven't been with—well, there's one I'd like to meet."P

The young ladies hang, waiting, inflated. Miss Power has been to France, Spain, Germany, Brazil, and Israel with basketball players, and to London with Prince. No, it is impossible to imagine to whom she still wants to be introduced.P

"Who?" says Miss Mendoza.
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Miss Power drops her eyes. "David Robinson," she says.P

Her eyes have fallen on her drink. A fruit concoction called Sex on the Beach.P

"Does David Robinson have a girlfriend?" I ask, picturing Mr. Robinson's feet. Yes, the San Antonio Spur is rich with physical and mental beauties I would prefer to imagine, but all evening the young ladies have been talking about feet ("He wore a size fourteen!" "His toes were as long as this table!"), and I cannot help myself. At one point I even find myself staring at the waiter's feet as if they are shoe boxes of natural oddities.P

"I have no idea if David Robinson has a girlfriend," says Miss Power, rolling a naked shoulder through her hair. "But in every city that I've been in, he doesn't go out."P

The young ladies laugh, all except Miss Power, who lifts her chin delicately.P

"Okay," I say. "If somebody bet you fifty thousand dollars that you couldn't get David Robinson, do you think you could get him?" Miss Power looks me in the face. The last time I asked an interesting question ("Who here likes basketball players the most?"), all the young ladies had turned and looked at Miss Power, and Miss Power, throwing both hands in the air, had crashed over backward in her chair and nearly knocked herself unconscious.P

"Absolutely," says Miss Power.P

"How would you do it?" I say. "Every move! Leave out nothing!"P

Miss Power ruminates.
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"First of all, I would find out where he would be," she says...

by hedge » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:11 pm

I don't doubt that there is overlap, but from Shaq to JJ Reddick? I bet Shaq's dick is bigger than his arm...

The idea was to mix two sports and redesign their logos. Being a fan of both football (or soccer) and basketball, I decided to redesign NBA logos and make them look like football logos. Every logo you see is color correct and matches the idea of the original logo.