The Goat Pen

Has anybody seen this?

http://sportsbybrooks.com/intent-to-inj ... live-29880

Just a horrible chop block. Totally bush.

You were being deliberately coy in a clear attempt to be as droll as possible.

No. Not even a little bit.

You were correct that it was appropriately a clip instead of a chop

Correct.

but instead of just saying that is a clip...

Wait a second. Because I said "That wasn't a chop block" as opposed to "That was a clip" I am being an asshole in your eyes?

Lmao.

"That wasn't a chop block" = asshole?

"That was a clip" = fine and dandy?


Heh,


(slips into asshole mode)

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

:::::takes breath:::::

BWahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


(Super Asshole Mode, ENERGIZE!)

You know, DDAL, you'll probably take this the wrong way, and that's unfortunate, but if you'll grow a set of tits, you'll make some dude a great wife.

You are a troll and an asshole regardless, but you knew that already. At least when you go into Super Asshole Mode you are less intentionally smug.

"That's not a chop" = Asshole.

"Thats a clip (which also means "That's not a chop") = fine.

Bwahaha! Precious.

Even better is that I was not being assholish earlier. Just talking football. I was shocked at the defensiveness and histrionics. That makes this more fun.

Not remotely true. Had you just been "talking football", you would have said something to the effect of "Vandy was cut blocking and chop blocking extensively in that game, but Georgia was being cheap with personal fouls as well. IMHO both teams acted poorly and the suspensions levied were appropriate."

Instead, you were curt in an effort to elicit a response. I gave you one, and now you are purposely eliciting further responses. The definition of a troll and, for all intents and purposes, an asshole.

No, Nancy. As I said, I only saw parts of that game. Bama was playing, too. You know. Flipping back and forth on the TV? You do understand how that's done, don't you? As in, "Damn. Another commercial. Let's see what the other teams are doing." So, for all I knew there could have been chop blocks. You know. That I didn't see? You with me so far?

No, you went into hyper-bitch-cunt mode because of three reasons: (1) you're a UGA homer (2) it embarrasses you that you don't know what a chop block is (3) you're hormonal for some reason.

Do us all a favor and don't go to bed watching "Steel Magnolias." You know how you get...

And you should know, when I am assholish on purpose, I take great pride in it. I would never deny an assholish attack - especially on a rival SECer. Are you kidding? I would not only own up to it, I would advertise my skillful assholery far and wide. Hell, I would spam other threads with links to the crime scene so that I could bask in the warm sunshine of a world where I was the alpha-asshole supreme.

That said, unfortunately, I was not being an asshole then. That was not my intent. But I truly wish now that I had intended it that way.

I had no idea AA owned a malty poo.

They're great horses.

Unpersuasive and now you have moved into your own histrionics. Your unabashed reliance on having no intent is transparent. Look, I don't give a shit. I just know you are an droll asshole who takes great pride in taking a position that is clearly intended to elicit additional responses. It is a usefull message board troll skill, and you have an abundance of it.

Now, if you truly had some interest in what happened with our retarded DC and Candy's napoleonic coach, then you would have elicited a discussion about the event instead of honing in on my use of chop block to describe the center's intentional cheap shot at the back of Geathers' knees. His father called into 790 the Zone this morning and the radio hosts and his father used chop block. Of course, this technically was not a chop block, but who really cares? You. Why? Because you can correct someone and point out they are wrong. Why? Because you are a troll and an asshole. It is pretty simple, afterall.

Your unabashed reliance on having no intent is transparent.

What? Does that even make sense in your world?

Now, if you truly had some interest in what happened with our retarded DC and Candy's napoleonic coach

I was just chatting. I don't care that much about Vandy or UGa. I'm not a stakeholder. It was idle chatter with no derision intended. A one-liner. I didn't care enough to craft some lengthy interrogative. I do appreciate that this is your third post or so detailing how you think I should have asked a question, crafted my post, or interacted with you. Delusional.

Because you can correct someone and point out they are wrong.

That was not my attempt at all. You can believe me or not. At this point, I would kind of prefer that you continue to believe that I was being an asshole. I can run with this line. Anyway, at the time, I did not know you were wrong. There could have been an actual chop block. But since you brought it up, you were WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

I understand your position, but your history as a troll who loves the fly-by one liners suggests my initial conclusion was correct and justified. Now feel free to comment so you get the last post on the matter...

Thanks. I shall indeed take the last word:

I am an asshole, but I do not usually use a one-liner to be an asshole. Just the opposite. I craft long and cutting tomes. While your misguided assumption is understandable due to my history as someone who can be acerbic for nothing more than sport, you would have to realize that I have basked in that glory. If that had been my intent here, I would have proudly owned up to it.


The word that comes to mind is trenchant. In fact, I will change a blog I just made today to that name. I kinda like it.

This has been a rare and fascinating glimpse into AA's self awareness. A true Johari Window masterpiece.

DDAL, on the other hand, just sounds whiny.

He's a Georgia fan. Its what they do.

Johari Windows went out with much of that BS pop psych in the 80's and 90's. Not a great tool.


As for my own self awareness, I know who and what I am: A misunderstood genius. People assume I am an acerbic egomaniac, but I think most just say that bercause they're jealous and mad because I'm so much smarter than they are.

AlabamAlum wrote:I know who and what I am: A misunderstood genius.

And here we thought you were a simple purveyor of truth -er sandbagging.

AA, you're remembering Johari Windows NT. You should upgrade to Johari Windows Vista. They've almost got all those bugs worked out now.

And here we thought you were a simple purveyor of truth -er sandbagging.

Heh.

Heh to both Prof and GG. Funny comments. Well done.