So My Ex Called Me Today.....

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:20 pm

Yep. Then they try and squeeze ya for more and more and more.....
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by smeee » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:06 pm

fuck you's and your sweeping generalities...

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:10 pm

;-)

I'll happily take anything you say with that avatar in place...
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:22 pm

Me too. I don't even remember why she's yelling at me
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:18 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Me too. I don't even remember why she's yelling at me
Because you are a douchebag?
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:51 pm

Naw. She already knew that.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:19 pm

Douchebag Deadbeat?
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:35 pm

No. Not that either.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by smeee » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:07 pm

because not ALL women are like that..and i highly resent being lumped in with them....

...........as IF i had to tell you.........

*kicks yous*

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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:22 pm

Oh. That.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:50 pm

smeee wrote:because not ALL women are like that..and i highly resent being lumped in with them....

...........as IF i had to tell you.........

*kicks yous*
smeee is right, not all women are like that. some ARE like that, and unfortunately, Rat married one. I'm sorry Rat.

choosing my wife was the most important, most careful, calculated decision, I have made in my life. it took more than a decade of careful looking before I found a woman that fit the bill. there are just too many legal and financial risks for men today, they have to be oh-so-careful who they give their heart to....

...and largely, men are being much more careful. They are being so careful, far fewer people are getting married. A quick glace at a recent marital Demographic chart will tell a woman (if she is a member of a minority group) that she may have as little as a 40% chance of ever getting even one proposal in her entire lifetime.... :( :( :( :shock:
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Racer X » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:15 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:Douchebag Deadbeat?
Nah, 'cause RAT is polesmoker like the HOG!
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:14 pm

Good to see your mom gave you back your computer privileges. Use it wisely this time.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by billy bob bocephus » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:34 pm

i.e. don't emulate rat
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:08 pm

What does that mean?!
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by gule » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:08 am

laffed my ass off reading ya'lls comments.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:35 pm

What did you delete hedge?
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:42 pm

I seeing which img button would make it the smallest, so I naturally came to the most unused shithole on this site to do my testing. This was it...
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:12 pm

At least you remembered this place was still here. I totally forgot. Breaks my heart how much you love me.
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Re: So My Ex Called Me Today.....

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 06, 2021 8:37 pm

I miss smeee. Bikeman not so much.
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