The Goat Pen

AlabamAlum wrote:And as you typed that, my landscaper, the one who threw his beer in my shrubs, arrives.

Have you introduced him to your domestic?

Consuela is 60. The yard guy is, maybe, 30.

Abuelas necessitan amor tambien.

What? Nobody else speaks a little Spanish?

Google Translate.

AlabamAlum wrote:Consuela is 60. The yard guy is, maybe, 30.

Our housekeeper is 30 but looks 60. Tough life, too. She was raped and impregnated as an 11 year old, left the baby with her mom in Mexico while she came to the US to work at 14. She was raped by a distant cousin when she got here - got pregnant and had the baby, sent it to Mexico. Worked for my sister for 5-6 years, saved up enough money to get her own place and car, and was saving to buy a hotdog cart (Mexicans know what they're doing with bacon wrapped hotdogs) when gang members busted into her place, raped her and beat her until she told them where the cash was hidden.

She later married a different distant cousin, got pregnant and he left her. They got back together a year later, she got pregnant again - and he left her again. She's been working for us for 3 years, has remarried (a different guy) and seems to be doing OK, but she looks completely worn out for 30.

OH - and she's been ripped off for at least $20K by shyster immigration lawyers.

JD, Dr. Ben Carson is running for the GOP nomination.

Can he count on your support?

Professor Tiger wrote:JD, Dr. Ben Carson is running for the GOP nomination.

Can he count on your support?

Yes. I will help him pack when he goes to hell. I'll donate ten bucks if he takes Clarence Thomas with him.

Carly Fiorina announces presidential bid

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rightwing-radio to the rescue!

Savage: Obama playing for the other side, "after all his middle name isn't 'Jesus' " - definite link between WH and ISIS

http://www.infowars.com/savage-on-garla ... -and-isis/

LOL

I don't know that you can call infowars.com 'right wing' - more batshit crazy wing.

No argument about infowars being batshit crazy, but Savage's comments were made on his "Savage Nation" syndicated radio show (4.5 million avg. listeners). The youtube of the broadcast is included in the story.

Chuck Norris and Gov. Greg Abbott Still Sweating U.S. Military Takeover of Texas - Dallas Morning News

http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/ ... nels.html/

You're not?

The GOP now has a black (Carson), a woman (Fiorina), two Hispanics (Cruz, Rubio. Three if you include Jeb), and - coming soon - an LGBT (Graham).

What a festival of diversity!

Y Feliz Cinquo de Mayo.

Even Rick Perry thinks the new governor and his Alex Jones-following supporters are fucking stupid

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32601830

I'd like to see Michelle vs. Hillary.