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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:23 am

Are you saying she actually straddled you while she was cleaning your teeth?
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:31 am

hedge wrote:Are you saying she actually straddled you while she was cleaning your teeth?

well your leg - not your crotch, but at 19, having a 21 year old (and I remember her being hot then) rub her puss up and down your leg was good stuff. Especially for getting your teeth cleaned.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:34 am

I just texted my friend over it . We haven't talked about that in probably 20 years. He's getting a good laugh off it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Dave23 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:53 am

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AlabamAlum wrote:The aisle seats have a problem, too: there is always some dude or old, fat woman who puts ass or crotch in your face so that they can spend 20 minutes trying to jam a bag into the overhead bin.

and the beverage cart knocks the shit out of your shoulder
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Post by sardis » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:29 pm

eCat wrote:she hasn't aged well - keep in mind she was maybe at the most 21 back then

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she's probably be aghast knowing I'm telling stories about her dry humping me at the dentist office.
She looks like she needs to go see a dentist.

I guess it's true what they say, "The cobbler's son has no shoes."

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:51 pm

The jokes were pretty good.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:52 pm

Just wanted you to know that.

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:50 pm

Funny jokes

Fucked a few stewardesses in my day and I only do window seats (bc I sleep on planes)...but those two revelations have no relation to each other

I wish my female dentist assistant humped my leg when I was a teen. At that age, all women under 25 were hot enough
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:03 am

I was telling a guy at work who is my age and he told me the dental assistant a couple of months ago kept rubbing up against his hand as he was holding the ends of the arm rests. The first time he moved his hand, afterwards he said he stopped so she kept going.

This must be more common than I thought.

His wife made him switch dentists.

I can't sleep on a plane. Every time I try I dream the plane is crashing and I wake up in terror (I screamed once to the dissatisfaction of an elderly couple next to me)
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:13 am

Why would he tell his wife?

I am a window guy cause I can sleep a little and don't have to be disturbed when someone has to go to the bathroom.

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Post by hedge » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:49 am

" I dream the plane is crashing and I wake up in terror"

I see now that your "IIIIEEEE, IRON BIRD! IRON BIRD!!!" post wasn't just a humorous quip, but rather came from a deeper, more terrifying part of your soul. At least that time you got to use Ben Franklin as your proxy...
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:57 am

I used to be a terrified flyer. I'd sit there and listen for every sound , watch the stewardess for signs of panic in her face and never unbuckle my seat belt even if it was a 4 or more hour flight.

Now after years of flying I don't even think about it but I admit I still count how many rows I am from the exit and look for people who will get in my way between me and the exit.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:59 am

I used to feel that way about spiders. I'm glad it was spiders and not flying...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:02 am

I always listened to the pilots on my headphones whenever I flew United. Of course this was pre 2001. I've probably only flown 10 times since then.

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Post by crashcourse » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:44 am

I did pelvic exams while I was in the military

always had a champerone becuase there were a few occasions where women would grind against your fingers when you did the bimanual. takes all kinds I guess--dont know how women could get wet after I shoved a speculum in looking for cervix

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Post by Owlman » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:19 am

crashcourse wrote:I did pelvic exams while I was in the military

always had a champerone becuase there were a few occasions where women would grind against your fingers when you did the bimanual. takes all kinds I guess--dont know how women could get wet after I shoved a speculum in looking for cervix
They like you before the pelvic exam so their response is colored by that. Patients thought the chaperone was there for their protection, but they are mistaken. The chaperone was for my protection.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:01 pm

ATM, Spacer - I have a meeting with a healthcare CEO in Denton, TX the first week of May. How far is that from you?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:58 am

Not far enough

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Post by eCat » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:27 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:E. You ever been here?
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no but two weeks ago we talked about planning a trip there. We found it on the GPS. You can only get to it by boat since its private land its moored on.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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