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Post by sardis » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:28 am

Was playing 2B when the batter was trying to stretch a single into a double. The guy slid hard into second and his cleat plowed into my groin. I thought that was the end, but it is amazing how resilient those organs are.

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:52 am

eCat wrote:being left handed I got beaned all the time.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:18 am

I sorta wish there was a shot of her getting smacked in the side of her head instead.

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:19 am

That can't be real. Look at the stands. Was it BP?
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Post by sardis » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:14 pm

Yeah, and she is in the outfield upper deck it looks like.

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:30 pm

Dan Majarle would've caught that ball...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:33 pm

Please shut up.

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Post by Dave23 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:25 am

RIP Animal
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Post by crotch » Thu May 02, 2013 9:10 pm

These pimple faced youngin's here at the Pen probably have no idea who this guy is. One of the greatest pitchers of all-time. Here's his original scouting report.

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Re: Baseball

Post by crashcourse » Fri May 03, 2013 8:45 am

that would be worth some money

not interested in proball until he graduates--heh how times have changed

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Post by eCat » Fri May 03, 2013 8:52 am

crashcourse wrote:that would be worth some money

not interested in proball until he graduates--heh how times have changed

back then they had to take on real jobs in the off season.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2013 9:20 am

I thought he only played one year at UC and then went pro?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2013 12:45 pm

Even though it's Pittsburgh this is a pretty neat SNL type intro.

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Post by hedge » Mon May 06, 2013 2:57 pm

"These pimple faced youngin's here at the Pen probably have no idea who this guy is. One of the greatest pitchers of all-time. Here's his original scouting report."

Was it really necessary to blot out his address on a scouting sheet from 1954?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 08, 2013 12:39 pm

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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 08, 2013 12:47 pm

Was that kid disabled? Obviously, Kemp went directly to him.
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Post by AugustWest » Wed May 08, 2013 12:50 pm

That was cool.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 08, 2013 4:43 pm

Yes. He was disabled. Much like most of you. Name the weekend

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