The Goat Pen

64 years old

Damn I loved her back in the day - still plenty smokin for her age

slightly NSFW but fun to watch...30 seconds long

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heh. Sick.

strangest thing you'll see all day

Hedge and Stu need to be nicer to DS

A brief history of porn on the internet...

https://www.wired.com/story/brief-histo ... -internet/

I miss Augie. Can we trade hedge for him?

I can't believe the AVN awards are on at 7 am on a Saturday, they're showing more bush in the clips than you see on any R-rated movie. Anyway, I thought eCat would be interested to know (although I'd say there's a very good chance he already knows) that last year's best new starlet, Jill Cassidy (sp?) is evidently the replacement for his little darling Riley Reed. I guess now that Reed is, what?, 24?, it's time to put her out to pasture. This little Cassidy girl appears to be 20-21 years old tops and bears a striking resemblance to Reed. She's got a couple of good years left in her I'm sure. Have at it, eCat. You can thank me later...

are they televised anywhere?

admittedly I haven't been keeping up - matter of fact I'm going in the opposite direction, I have found this Milf who has a this hip tattoo that goes down her leg. Admittedly she wouldn't appeal to many guys but for whatever reason she makes me hit the ceiling. I have her book marked on pornhub but I don't remember her name right now. She's probably 38ish.

Now that I have an 18 year old daughter, its harder for me to watch a young girl get plowed by a guy that has a loaf of french bread between his legs

Tell me about it

Speaking of loaf of french bread, they did a skit with some black actor who was having a conversation with his own penis, which was represented by a rubber dildo with a rasta hat and sunglasses. I surmised that the dildo was sized to scale but could hardly believe it (even when he mentioned something to the dildo about "rearranging the funiture" in regard to his sex scenes), so I checked him out. Well, it was about right. They had some purportedly 18 year old white chick barely able to get the head of his dick in her mouth, the full size of which was literally bigger than her forearm. Guy's name as best I could tell was Dick Dredd. Irregardless, that'll pull him up on xvideos, if you care to see somebody with a for real loaf of rye bread for a cock...

Go climb Mt. Everest

Good news for DS, I'm sensing fatty porn is next...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jen ... 03877.html

it will come to no surprise to anyone that I haven't been on alot of diets in my life but Keto works and I also believe its habit forming

I think the problem is that people go all in on Keto, so I guess I'm not true Keto, I allow myself fruit and beans and the occasional spoonful of ice cream or chocolate covered almond, but when I go to a restaurant now I look for the keto friendly meal. A favorite now is going to Five guys and ordering the single patty burger wrapped in lettuce

Keto I believe is the easiest diet to be on, especially if you find some middle ground that works for you. You have to be really, really hard core about it to hit Ketosis, and few people are - and I think its stupid to limit fruits and certain vegetables out of your diet so I don't do it.

The only downside is that like a vegan, anyone on Keto is quick to tell you about it. I've tried to intentionally limit my conversations about it but I've been on it since I was telling you guys I bought the rowing machine earlier this year.

As for Jenna, last time I paid attention to her she looked like she had some botched plastic surgery

Diet?

Keto does work and for me it's easy to forego bread and sweets, etc., but my main problem with keto or any other diet for that matter is no alcohol. I wish I liked weed better, then I could just get high and eat bacon cheeseburgers with no bun, but that's not where I'm at in my buzz preference these days. Of course when speedball was my buzz preference the only calories I got was ice cream and I still got down to about 150 lbs. (currently holding steady at 215, just to give you an idea of the difference)...

Oh and FWIW, I was never a big Jenna Jameson fan, although I do recall a scene with her and Rocco Siffredi that was alright...